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Formal warning for defecating in the lift
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What does your union say?Originally Posted by shortcrust
"Contact the Ministry of Fairness....If sufficient evidence of unfairness is discovered you’ll get an apology, a permanent contract with backdated benefits, a ‘Let’s Make it Fair!’ tshirt and mug, and those guilty of unfairness will be sent on a Fairness Awareness course."0 -
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What_is_in_the_tub wrote: »Ridiculous as that sounds. It happened to me.
At work we have a lift that goes from the loading bay to the store room. The lift broke down with me inside it and it took over 2 hours for the engineers to get the lift started again to get me out. I needed a poo whilst I was trapped and I did hold it as long as I could but the pain was becoming unbearable so I had to poo in the lift. I had an investigation with the manager because the poo was reported by the supervisor as misconduct. Today in the post I received a formal warning for misconduct. How on earth have I commited misconduct when I was trapped in a lift for over 2 hours?
You know that Trump *allegedly* hired Russian hookers to p*ss on him, right? Have you thought about sending him your CV?0 -
Were you being paid whilst in the lift?? Time and a turd would sound about right for the stress...."I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers."0
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Regarding your user name, I bet your turn isn't in there, would have saved you all this hassle..0
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Next time take a sock off.....When using the housing forum please use the sticky threads for valuable information.0
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How did they know it was you?
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I would have tried to hide it somewhere - don't most lifts have panels in the ceiling that can be removed to give access to the shaft?
You could then have put it on top of the lift car so they could not easily put the blame on you - they would just assume it was a maintenance engineer.0 -
I would have tried to hide it somewhere - don't most lifts have panels in the ceiling that can be removed to give access to the shaft?
You could then have put it on top of the lift car so they could not easily put the blame on you - they would just assume it was a maintenance engineer.
The lift would have stank anyway, its not possible to hide it. Ok im going to leave this thread now, wont poke any more fun at him.0 -
....and i thought i had a bad day at work!0
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