Professional Comper

Misslayed

Someone who scans all their junk mail for the magic words 'Win', 'Competition' or 'Prize' before it goes in the recycling box.

bex88

Somebody who gets asked by family/friends "so, what have you won recently?" each time you see them :rotfl:

mulgrove

Someone who gives up there Job! Because they can afford to live off just there prizes :eek:

wingobins

Someone who says no to their children when they ask for sweets but then realise it has a competition on the packet so they give in!

hdh74

Someone who has 300 friends on facebook that they pull a cracker with every year then promptly forget their names for the rest of the year.

Someone who isn't quite sure what their REAL d.o.b is but is fully aware of their extra one.

Someone who gets a sweat on about being red-carded every time they leave the house.

cagsd

Haha!! I'm 1, 3, 6, 7, 11 and 12 for sure!

Marg2k8

Someone who puts off buying new headphones / sunglasses / vacuum cleaner because they are sure they will win one soon.

Someone who races to the other end of the supermarket when they see the word 'win' only to find it was really 'wine' but the 'e' was out of sight.

Marg2k8

Never even thought of doing number 4 before, but that is a great idea LOL

BlueBella

1) Someone who sits doing competitions until they have a numb/square bum - not me - my bum in little and peachy

2) Someone who sits comping untill they are so desperate for a wee that their back teeth are floating - not me - after having six kids and doing no pelvic floor exercises, when I need to go I NEED TO GO!

3) Someone who only gets 4 hours sleep in December, but plans ahead with frozen dinners etc - mmmm 4 hours a night for me during December and I do make extra homemade dinners to freeze

4) Someone who has folders of pix named Easter, Mothers/Fathers day, Hallowe'en, Christmas, pets, children, holidays, Valentine.. - not me, I a, not creative with photos and shy away from photo comps!

5) Someone that enters vigorously to try and win a fish slice - not me! I have a posh Joseph Joseph Elevate Slotted Turner in yellow

6) Someone who constantly checks their email(s) throughout the day in hope a WEM has appeared! - yes, I do check my one email a few times a day - because if I didn't I would have lots and lots to sift through!

7) Someone who will trawl through page after page after page to find just one more sodding hummingbird - not me - I hate that comp!

8) Somebody who puts comper under profession on their passport - not me!

9) Anybody who has an imaginary "pet" for comping only - not me! My family are pet lovers with dogs, cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and even a horse to win for!

10) Anybody who has imaginary "children" for comping. - not me

11) Someone who keeps all of those congratulatory winners letters in a folder - nope!

12) Someone who sees a delivery van coming and gets the grumps when the driver goes next door - I do peep at the postie from behind the curtains! I think he thinks I fancy him and are stalking him!

13) Somebody who gets asked by family/friends "so, what have you won recently?" each time you see them - mine never ask!

14) Someone who gives up there Job! Because they can afford to live off just there prizes - in my dreams!

15) Someone who says no to their children when they ask for sweets but then realise it has a competition on the packet so they give in! - no, I am not one of those compers who buys things because they have a comp on the packaging or wrapper - I stick to my list!

So 3/15 for me! I'm obviously not a pro!

hdh74

Someone who has pictures of themselves hugging a tree and a postbox, dancing with a mop, pictures of their cooking disasters and giant laundry piles, their dirty oven and failed DIY projects, and pictures of themselves manically grinning and giving thumbs up while waving assorted products around.