Just a quick vent

ARandomMiser

Some low life filthy maggot bottom feeding worthless piece of scum stole the aerial off my car while I was in the shopping centre today.






Ah now I feel better for that - fortunately I have a spare in the garage

daytona0

I didn't know maggots could physically do that!

Mr.Generous

I bet it was one of the small screw on jobs, I predict the thief will be a male scrote aged 18-25.

pappa_golf

BBC , your radio licence was not on display

Hermione_Granger

pappa_golf wrote: »

BBC , your radio licence was not on display

Hopefully the BBC know that a licence isn't needed for listening to a radio.

[Deleted User]

Maybe they thought he was a 2m radio ham

coffeehound

Mr.Generous wrote: »

I bet it was one of the small screw on jobs, I predict the thief will be a male scrote aged 18-25.

..who probably doesn't even own a car.

[Deleted User]

http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/scrote

Definitions

noun slang1. derogatory a worthless fellow
2. another word for scrotum

Smartsaver7

Don't bother calling the police you will get a frosty reception

SpammyTheSpammer

but interesting that you had a spare in the garage.
Had this happened before?

ARandomMiser

SpammyTheSpammer wrote: »

but interesting that you had a spare in the garage.
Had this happened before?

Fortunately these maggots have not struck me before.
The spare is not an original for my car it is one that one of my sons took of his car and left in my garage .... It probably was out of fashion or not as useful as his go faster stripes