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E: 30/10 @11.59pm £1500 vouchers & personalised Xmas crackers (Tw, pun effort)
Blulu
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Be quick, ends midnight tonight!
https://www.comedy.co.uk/make_it/gold_xmas_cracker_competition_2016/
Prize is £1500 holiday voucher and personalised Christmas crackers.
UKTV channel Gold's annual national competition to find the best modern Christmas cracker jokes.
Entry details
The competition is open to all UK residents aged 18 and over. Gold is looking for modern festive jokes "that put a comedy twist on the current news agenda or pop culture phenomenon". The joke must be original content and suitable for a family audience, and be a maximum of 140 characters.
Multiple entries are allowed.
The deadline to enter is 11:59pm on Sunday 30th October 2016.
To enter:
1. Follow @GoldTVChannel so they can notify you if you win. https://twitter.com/GoldTVChannel
2. Tweet your Christmas-themed joke via your personal Twitter account including the hashtag #GoldCrackers (the @GoldTVChannel twitter handle does not need to be included in the joke entry).
3. Leave the Tweet on your account so it can be included in the judging process.
Click on the link to read more and see previous year's winners.
Blu X
https://www.comedy.co.uk/make_it/gold_xmas_cracker_competition_2016/
Prize is £1500 holiday voucher and personalised Christmas crackers.
UKTV channel Gold's annual national competition to find the best modern Christmas cracker jokes.
Entry details
The competition is open to all UK residents aged 18 and over. Gold is looking for modern festive jokes "that put a comedy twist on the current news agenda or pop culture phenomenon". The joke must be original content and suitable for a family audience, and be a maximum of 140 characters.
Multiple entries are allowed.
The deadline to enter is 11:59pm on Sunday 30th October 2016.
To enter:
1. Follow @GoldTVChannel so they can notify you if you win. https://twitter.com/GoldTVChannel
2. Tweet your Christmas-themed joke via your personal Twitter account including the hashtag #GoldCrackers (the @GoldTVChannel twitter handle does not need to be included in the joke entry).
3. Leave the Tweet on your account so it can be included in the judging process.
Click on the link to read more and see previous year's winners.
Blu X
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apology
THIS IS ME!
I am who I'm meant to be
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apology
THIS IS ME!
When you talk down to others it says more about you than them.
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How can the joke be 140 characters when you have to include the hash tag?!0
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The best jokes will be shortlisted by a comedy panel led by Bruce Dessau, the Evening Standard comedy critic and Editor of comedy website beyondthejoke.co.uk, and then put to a public vote - with the top ten winning jokes being announced in December.Positivity is the key to success0
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