Strange info on jacket bought in market

Be_Happy

Not really a Praise, Vent or Warning, more a Laugh, although trying to figure out the meaning of the 4th paragraph is giving me a headache.

On holiday recently, I bought a waterproof jacket in a market. No complaints about the jacket, but the information tag that came with it is very puzzling. It's written in pigeon English and obviously words picked from spell-checker, but some of it defies translation. I've noted it out below:


“There is an elegant style as well as high-grade quality in the clothes what have adopted the refined materials.


We designed clothing to be comfortable and durable with natural fabrics and cared every detail. There is a comfort to you from the clothes and make the better feeling and enjoying of the life interest for you.


The original fashion based on functional needs and modern patterns.


We needing a kind of business, a red-powder bosom friend. Also needing a kind of strong brand culture what urges their lives to get more perfect and expresses out their emotion.


Our garments are carefully tested for become longer lasting wear.”

Not sure when 100% polyester became 'natural fabrics' or about the long lasting wear of the stud fastenings, but you get what you pay for, and the weather was very wet.

peter_the_piper

Saw a label on a babies jacket
Remove baby before washing.

hollydays

The powder thing, is this something to do with Lakshmi?

dacouch

.# Parklife

Hedgehog99

"We cannot abide your car"

...from an hotel with no guest parking.

TheGardener

"The light remain shine" translation was; the lights stay on if you leave the key in it - from an imported motorbike manual. :rotfl:

boo_star

Sound like Chinglish.

Why they don't pay someone to do a basic translation is beyond me. I wonder the same thing about email scammers too, you could probably crowdsource a translation for £20 instead of using Google Translate.

Laz123

The jacket was probably owned by Yoda.

robatwork

Be_Happy wrote: »

We needing a kind of business, a red-powder bosom friend.

You buy can those sort of friends in Amsterdam, I expect.