Ocean Finance to save Northern Rock!!!

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Ocean finance have offered to take all of Northern Rocks debts and consolidate it in to one simple affordable monthly payment.

When asked about the loan Northern Rock said "Its nice to know where all the money is, and now we can easily afford it we can get on with our lives". "we saw the advert staring that delightful Carol Vorderman who is very good at maths and finance because she was on that countdown show, we havent looked back since"

A happy ending

Typical rate 25% apr variable, your share price is at risk if you do not keep up repayments



Ps yes i have ripped it off another board but found it histerical

love2learn

Yant1 wrote: »

Ocean finance have offered to take all of Northern Rocks debts and consolidate it in to one simple affordable monthly payment.

When asked about the loan Northern Rock said "Its nice to know where all the money is, and now we can easily afford it we can get on with our lives". "we saw the advert staring that delightful Carol Vorderman who is very good at maths and finance because she was on that countdown show, we havent looked back since"

A happy ending

Typical rate 25% apr variable, your share price is at risk if you do not keep up repayments



Ps yes i have ripped it off another board but found it histerical

hahahahahahahahaha

Calchas

What makes the world go round? Money or laughter?

I'll go with laughter!!!

zaphod

:rotfl:Brilliant!

An ideal match as both orgs have similar levels of integrity IMHO

Geoffo_M

Brilliant - very funny. These daytime adverts are part of the easy lend culture. I like Carol but she should never have done those adverts. We've all got our price I suppose, but you just wish she was above it all!