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Mouseaggeddon

Idiot Cat is strutting around as though he's the Toughest Tiger in the Jungle.


We are now shutting the bedroom door again for fear of being brought Midnight Snacks.

Nobody dares to step foot out of their bedroom without hobnail boots and every time we hear a scrabbling sound, miaowwwwwww or churoooop from the direction of the kitchen, we're up like a shot.


Why? Because he's finally learned to Cat. At ground level, anything above that and he struggles. At ground level's hard enough, going by the way he can fall off the floor whilst sitting down.


Judging by continued interest in some plant pots on the bottom of the greenhouse staging - and the pathetic little corpses on the kitchen floor - we have Woodmice again. And he's finally worked out how to catch them, even if they just look squished, rather than eaten, so he's not quite got the idea of biting.


Yuk. Can't we go back to five legged spiders, please?
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  • mellymoo74
    mellymoo74 Posts: 6,529 Forumite
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    As I bet he is so proud Jojo

    Pickle is badesigned enough when she brings me raw sausages?
  • gettingready
    gettingready Posts: 11,330 Forumite
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    edited 31 August 2016 at 11:20PM
    You want to borrow Teddy?

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    Not sure it will cheer you up but Macius...

    1) Large empty table with a small signle tealight on, or a single glass, or a plate, whatever - you KNOW that what Macius jumps up his butt will land exactly on that single thing that is on the table.

    2) All my boys walk back t the flat up the stairs - Macius will step on the first one and wait for the lift (read me carrying him upstairs)

    3) Empty kitchen worktop, few dishes on the drainer - where does the psycho cat jump knocking everything flying and crashing?

    Yes, I know they are brothers so I feel your pain - and because he is the smallest.. look at that innocent face of an expert f shredding everyone's legs to pieces when he is fed up with the cuddle that 30 seconds ago he was asking for and goes for the kill with no warning...

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  • Sagz_2
    Sagz_2 Posts: 6,251 Forumite
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    edited 4 September 2016 at 12:43AM
    Shrews.
    We get shrews.
    We don't want shrews, but we gets them anyway.

    Found a body yesterday, complete with maggots, under a bedroom bin. She brings them through 2 cat flaps, past 2 dogs, up the stairs to present them to us in the bedroom.

    We've also had birds, mice, bats and on one memorable occasion, a dwarf hamster. But she is specialising in pygmy shrews now.

    Still love the little sod though :)
    Some days you're the dog..... most days you're the tree! :D
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