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Jojo_the_Tightfisted
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Idiot Cat is strutting around as though he's the Toughest Tiger in the Jungle.
We are now shutting the bedroom door again for fear of being brought Midnight Snacks.
Nobody dares to step foot out of their bedroom without hobnail boots and every time we hear a scrabbling sound, miaowwwwwww or churoooop from the direction of the kitchen, we're up like a shot.
Why? Because he's finally learned to Cat. At ground level, anything above that and he struggles. At ground level's hard enough, going by the way he can fall off the floor whilst sitting down.
Judging by continued interest in some plant pots on the bottom of the greenhouse staging - and the pathetic little corpses on the kitchen floor - we have Woodmice again. And he's finally worked out how to catch them, even if they just look squished, rather than eaten, so he's not quite got the idea of biting.
Yuk. Can't we go back to five legged spiders, please?
We are now shutting the bedroom door again for fear of being brought Midnight Snacks.
Nobody dares to step foot out of their bedroom without hobnail boots and every time we hear a scrabbling sound, miaowwwwwww or churoooop from the direction of the kitchen, we're up like a shot.
Why? Because he's finally learned to Cat. At ground level, anything above that and he struggles. At ground level's hard enough, going by the way he can fall off the floor whilst sitting down.
Judging by continued interest in some plant pots on the bottom of the greenhouse staging - and the pathetic little corpses on the kitchen floor - we have Woodmice again. And he's finally worked out how to catch them, even if they just look squished, rather than eaten, so he's not quite got the idea of biting.
Yuk. Can't we go back to five legged spiders, please?
I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die: I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by.
Yup you are officially Rock n Roll
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As I bet he is so proud Jojo
Pickle is badesigned enough when she brings me raw sausages?0 -
You want to borrow Teddy?
Not sure it will cheer you up but Macius...
1) Large empty table with a small signle tealight on, or a single glass, or a plate, whatever - you KNOW that what Macius jumps up his butt will land exactly on that single thing that is on the table.
2) All my boys walk back t the flat up the stairs - Macius will step on the first one and wait for the lift (read me carrying him upstairs)
3) Empty kitchen worktop, few dishes on the drainer - where does the psycho cat jump knocking everything flying and crashing?
Yes, I know they are brothers so I feel your pain - and because he is the smallest.. look at that innocent face of an expert f shredding everyone's legs to pieces when he is fed up with the cuddle that 30 seconds ago he was asking for and goes for the kill with no warning...0 -
Shrews.
We get shrews.
We don't want shrews, but we gets them anyway.
Found a body yesterday, complete with maggots, under a bedroom bin. She brings them through 2 cat flaps, past 2 dogs, up the stairs to present them to us in the bedroom.
We've also had birds, mice, bats and on one memorable occasion, a dwarf hamster. But she is specialising in pygmy shrews now.
Still love the little sod thoughSome days you're the dog..... most days you're the tree!0
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