Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

Enterprise_1701C

vanilla_twist wrote: »

If you have the sat nav beware it lies. In some places doesn't know its left from its right:mad:

V x

Our sat nav has been known to send us up footpaths :mad:

henrik777

xxlouisexx56 wrote: »

Must also remember to fill up with petrol rather than diesel

It's very difficult to fill a petrol with diesel as you can't fit the nozzle in the tank.

tweets

bubbs wrote: »

Dont get cold , its very windy here too

Will be when you start SW :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Pippo, just read about your health problems, special hugs xxx

pippo wrote: »

My dearly beloved works as a handyman, usually in the next village. He has a group of older ladies who keep asking him back , he calls them his 'Golden Girls', generally he spends more time chatting and eating than actually working. One in particular tips him over the odds, gives him 3 course lunches and sends champagne truffles back for me (although we have never met) I keep telling him to get her to adopt him, the house is worth a fortune!!

Bless him, he sounds like he has a kind soul... or just wanting a few hours away from the Mrs :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Our sat nav has been known to send us up footpaths :mad:

My first few experiences with satnavs have been horrendous.

1. Ended up in Bradford - should have been in York.
2. Ended up in Newcastle - should have been in Ripon.

That god they have got better ... or maybe I can just work them now!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs

tweets wrote: »

Will be when you start SW :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Nothing new then:p:rotfl::rotfl:
Sis just gone we had a nice roast, brought Willow and Bramble with her:T:T

xxlouisexx56

fuzzgun19 wrote: »

Ooo nice!

I'm thinking of getting one of those. Can I ask some questions about it?

Of course!

xxlouisexx56

vanilla_twist wrote: »

If you have the sat nav beware it lies. In some places doesn't know its left from its right:mad:

V x

I have to admit that I struggle sometimes. I read a news article once that said if you didn't know your Left from your Right by the time you were 7, then you would never grasp it.

xxlouisexx56

henrik777 wrote: »

It's very difficult to fill a petrol with diesel as you can't fit the nozzle in the tank.

I didn't know that.

My golf was my first car. So I've only ever used the diesel pump.

Sarahdol75

Dizzy_Ditzy wrote: »

We lost one of our lovely girls today

Sorry to hear this .

bubbs wrote: »

Nothing new then:p:rotfl::rotfl:
Sis just gone we had a nice roast, brought Willow and Bramble with her:T:T

Ha ha just read that as you had nice toast :rotfl::rotfl:



Received a card from post office while we been away over weekend, saying cant deliver a parcel as sender not paid correct postage. Thing is I havnt ordered anything :rotfl::rotfl:

Being stingy dont want to pay it because I dont know what it is .