Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

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braveheart60uk wrote: »

You need to do a checklist:
Car(s) undamaged?
Suspiciously moved furniture to cover up damage/stains?
When is his phone contract up for renewal?
Does he have a g/f ? :eek:
Does he have sky/cable in his room?
Hmmmm.... days lengthening, thoughts towards summer.... Booking holidays?????
He might just be being nice :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

If he starts cuddling up to you and saying how great you are....RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

Our son has to be nice to us at the moment, they need us to pick up dgs from school two days a week. I suspect they have plans for increasing that, but we do NOT. I might let him do the necessary sucking up first though

tweets

mrsmac10 wrote: »

Awe tweets that not like you PM me if want to off load
(hugs)

Would you like a long essay that goes on and on ?

I am watching Jose :happyhear and my boys on the tv hope we win :j:j:j

HRT_dependant

good afternoon all

I played blackjack on spinandwin via tcb yesterday

£30.00 cash back..last day for this amount today

deposited £20.00 via paypal

took no bonus went up to £35.00 then withdrew winnings

£30.00 + £5.00 bonus already tracked

have a lovely day

HRT XXX

zippydooda

maybe worth a womble, at pets at home.

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i did not get anything for my single packet of dentastix. as thy were free lol

braveheart60uk

Wight, have done a plan for my week ahead.

Moansday get 2 x O2 £1 lunches from Mr Shoes, eat one, also free coffees..
Toesday free coffees and eat 2nd Mr Shoes lunch from yesterday, option of free coffee from Caffe Nerd on O2


Widdlesday Free coffee with Booger offer(99p) and El Colonel fwies.



Turdsday More fwee coffwee with possibly Booger and El Colonel


Fwiday More coffee, attend A&E for heart palpitations and detox..

Outlay for weak £3.98 + possible healthy Friday treat??



I have a Greggs glitch too if anyone wants to know

Picasso7

tweets wrote: »

:eek: Feeling tearful and needed cheering up thank you braveheart

tweets wrote: »

I am ok thanks bubbs its mum again driving me nutty.

So sorry Tweets. They know exactly which buttons to press, don't they? Sending you hugs.

Picasso7

Snap-ant wrote: »

:D Yes the clown foot is a big improvement from dragging a tender weak lump :T Minimal pain now & less swollen One day I will walk 'normally' again :rotfl:

I didn't need a kettle either but this is so so beautiful... how easily I am pleased

Stunning kettle! Wish I needed one...

Picasso7

braveheart60uk wrote: »

Afternoon all,
I think there should be a re-definition of my nom de plume, should read Eejit, Numpty, Plonker, Feel or just plain Idiot.

Twice this week have been a proper BH.
Start of week warned a chum about the 75 shamboo being easy to open and to carry it upright, 2 days later my Bag for Life is very clean and smells of apple

Then had a chat with my father about being careful when I use the clippers for our hair (moneysaving). YUP! BH strikes again, and this morning doing a tidy up with the attachment in the mirror in bathroom, with 11 for front and 9 for sides, pretty good job. Then…… trimming sideburns and neck etc without any attachment, setting ZERO, went well. Then mind wandering and listening to radio, what’s this I see? I missed a longer bit at the side.. TOO LATE…….. clippers applied to offending hair… Decimated…. Baldy patch of 2 by 4 centimetres at side of heidbangers heid! :eek:

Did think of making the rest the same, but, Nah! If workmates say “You have a baldy bit”, I will reply “Yup”. If asked what happened will say “ Sex game went wrong” and see what they then say LMFAO. :cool:


Live and learn, unless you are a smart@ss like BH :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thank you for the giggle.

I too have a very clean bag for life -- coconut flavour though!

Picasso7

I've lost whoever pointed out that Edinburgh is both East and West coast. Thank you. Am on the phone and it looked white on here. Apologies for misinformation!

mhoc

braveheart60uk wrote: »

Wight, have done a plan for my week ahead.

Moansday get 2 x O2 £1 lunches from Mr Shoes, eat one, also free coffees..
Toesday free coffees and eat 2nd Mr Shoes lunch from yesterday, option of free coffee from Caffe Nerd on O2


Widdlesday Free coffee with Booger offer(99p) and El Colonel fwies.



Turdsday More fwee coffwee with possibly Booger and El Colonel


Fwiday More coffee, attend A&E for heart palpitations and detox..

Outlay for weak £3.98 + possible healthy Friday treat??



I have a Greggs glitch too if anyone wants to know

Please can I ask what is the Greggs glitch?

I have to tackle Greggs - my birthday cake never appeared on my app and they seem to be ignoring me. I know I have the contact email somewhere ...

Possibly COS will have something free and edible on their lists this week - pepperami and mountain dew are not a very balanced diet