Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

Sunshinemummy

Borrowed from FB

A 5-year-old boy visited his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”

Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”

Grandma later turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister. The minister said, “Hello son, is your grandma home?”

The little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.”
The minister fainted.

damo5134

I don't think it's been mentioned on here, but 10ways have a code for half price Odeon cinema tickets valid until 11 Jan. We are taking DD's to see the new Disney film Moana tmrw. £10 for the 4 of us :T

davemorton

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Good job I didn't rely on DM to get me some :rotfl:

Pah! I would not have paid that price for you. Prefer melba toast


And a special dedication to Snap and Alto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49rVsnRaITw

damo5134

bubbs wrote: »

People might find this extensive list useful:T:T
Waitrose Grocery Offers ~ January 2017
https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/5582148

Hi Bubbs, I can't get the link to work . Is it somewhere else on another forum I can look at?

diluvsdiscounts

bubbs wrote: »

Di there is a blue pack with with 3 extra free too £2.23

Don't know anything about thought one !?!

TrulyMadly

Happy birthday:D

TrulyMadly

That's my gift tags made for next year:)

TrulyMadly

Mumto2monkeys wrote: »

It is I am now starting to count backwards;)

From an architectural point of view the whole building is fab if like me you like that sort of thing, the view from the cafe through those triangular Windows on the 5th floor overlooking the city is great and all the expensive designer shops in the other side have convex glass fronts, very posh I only went for my free cake and a morning of quality time with mr monkey minus the monkeys. Not really in my price range but nice to window shop.

Found next years birthday present... :rotfl: Diamond ring reduced by £10,000 to only £58500.00 :eek:

I saw the car park from the outside at the weekend and all I can say is WOW

hampydoodums

TrulyMadly wrote: »

It appears that my closest BP isn't doing it anyway....a small independently owned station......I popped in and the offers were really poor. I think a BP owned site may carry some national offers which might look a bit better.
Unleaded was 6ppl more expensive than A

Thank you for checking it out, always worth looking

fuzzgun19 wrote: »

Husband uses this cream, I just looked on the tub and it says you have to send back the rest of the tub of cream to get your money back!

It was on offer at £5.99 in Boots when I bought it, but seen it on eBay cheaper.

I didn't realise you had to send the unused cream back, what a faff :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Arrive home and OH has buckled... all decorations are down..:T:T:T A do love wining a war of willpower

Hampy, the iams is very good offer... big bag to be bought tomorrow. x

That's good SSM. I just googled money back gurantee before Christmas and it came up with the link to Iams site. I wanted to wait to see if they added 2017 to the drop down box before posting and they did

hampydoodums

TrulyMadly wrote: »

That's my gift tags made for next year:)

Very nice, did you use a guillotine or have you got a very steady hand