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  • emerald21
    emerald21 Posts: 11,349 Forumite
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    Sunshinemummy wrote: »
    Evening... Em are you naked?


    I'm home... long day. Barbara was following me around most of the day... I have driven more than 300 mile.. poor car!



    Something to warm you whilst I read back!

    Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him, “Take me, young man. Take me now!”

    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fools!” And that’s when I shot him, the little b.

    Of course I am .I always walk around naked but at Christmas I wear a bit of tinsel . ....Not. ;)
  • tweets
    tweets Posts: 35,946 Forumite
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    TrulyMadly wrote: »
    Of course you can tweets. They've cooled down now.

    And yes a cuppa will be nice. As it's Christmas can I have a cup and saucer:rotfl:


    Thank you TM :A

    Sorry TM if you want a cuppa in a cup and saucer you will have to supply that :p I can supply a china mug ;)
  • emerald21
    emerald21 Posts: 11,349 Forumite
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    TrulyMadly wrote: »
    Just remembered that I've promised everyone a magic show on Christmas day:o

    Maybe I'll make my knickers appear:rotfl:

    Off to find my leotard:o


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    Don't forget to post a pic when you have it on .:)
  • bubbs
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    TrulyMadly wrote: »
    Just remembered that I've promised everyone a magic show on Christmas day:o

    Maybe I'll make my knickers appear:rotfl:

    Off to find my leotard:o


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    You crack me up:rotfl::rotfl: wish you were my mum:p
    pacifica9 wrote: »
    TM, Dave's found your lost lingerie. :D:rotfl:
    :T:T:rotfl::rotfl:
    Sealed pot challenge number 003 £350 for 2015, 2016 £400 Actual£345, £400 for 2017 Actual £500:T:T £770 for 2018 £1295 for 2019:j:j spc number 22 £1,457Stopped Smoking 22/01/15:D:D::dance::dance:- 5 st 1 1/2lb :dance::dance:
  • tweets
    tweets Posts: 35,946 Forumite
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    bubbs wrote: »
    MKS :wave: Merry Christmas to you, hope you have a good time and are ok? xx


    Bogger ya then:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


    :p :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • bubbs
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    hampydoodums wrote: »
    Savvy the selection boxes in Morries I posted about yesterday which were 4 for £5, dropped to £1.25 a box today

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: same price then
    Sealed pot challenge number 003 £350 for 2015, 2016 £400 Actual£345, £400 for 2017 Actual £500:T:T £770 for 2018 £1295 for 2019:j:j spc number 22 £1,457Stopped Smoking 22/01/15:D:D::dance::dance:- 5 st 1 1/2lb :dance::dance:
  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    TrulyMadly wrote: »
    I've had a card to say they were pushed through the letter box this morning....mine not yours:rotfl:....but there's none to be seen.

    I THINK A NEIGHBOUR HAS MY KNICKERS:eek:

    Find those knickers girl!
    emerald21 wrote: »
    Of course I am .I always walk around naked but at Christmas I wear a bit of tinsel . ....Not. ;)

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    bubbs wrote: »
    You crack me up:rotfl::rotfl: wish you were my mum:p

    :T:T:rotfl::rotfl:

    I think it would be a biological miracle..... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    I have 4 confessions.

    1. I have had 2 bottles of wine since finishing work.
    2. I have not bought DS3 anything for Xmas
    3. I have not bought DS1 anything for Xmas
    4. Although I am supposed to be taking a week off work (1st one in 4 years) I am not working next week.
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  • Serendipitious
    Serendipitious Posts: 6,453 Forumite
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    TrulyMadly wrote: »
    Just remembered that I've promised everyone a magic show on Christmas day:o

    Maybe I'll make my knickers appear:rotfl:

    Off to find my leotard:o


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    “All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.”




  • bubbs
    bubbs Posts: 67,776 Forumite
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    Sunshinemummy wrote: »
    Find those knickers girl!



    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



    I think it would be a biological miracle..... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


    You saying im old?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    Sealed pot challenge number 003 £350 for 2015, 2016 £400 Actual£345, £400 for 2017 Actual £500:T:T £770 for 2018 £1295 for 2019:j:j spc number 22 £1,457Stopped Smoking 22/01/15:D:D::dance::dance:- 5 st 1 1/2lb :dance::dance:
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