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Good morning all, happy Sunday.0
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On the lead up to the big day...I thought it a good time to tell a story of Xmas past....
Several years ago at Christmas, we all went to my sister's house
for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, I decided to play a trick
on her....I told her that I needed a card taken to a very nice lady who lived down the road. She had always been so kind to us at Xmas and during the year giving us treats as kids...
When my sister left, I took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing and stuffed a poussin
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. I replaced the
the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out
of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her
serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out
the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Susie", you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to
cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S A BLONDE!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:[STRIKE]68 [STRIKE]Mouses[/STRIKE] [/STRIKE]
OMG, I'm rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeff, Crystals in the Kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!! :rotfl::rotfl:0 -
Please do, my Mum would be well pleased that someone was trying her recipe. I'm biased but she was an absolutely lovely lady. Never had much but would give away her last penny to someone in need but she was very rich in love, iykwim. She worked her 'bottom' off so that we didn't go without the basics. An absolute :A
Your Mum sounded lovely MKS :A
The cheese try me free sounds interesting thankyou for the info juju & chris xxCherish those you have in your life because you never know when they won't be there anymore.
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up & never give up.0 -
Serendipitious wrote: »Good morning all
Nothing wrong with the elves helping decorate the tree :j
Sorry pic blurred she wouldn't keep still0 -
Good Morning :wave:
I had a little lie in this morning0 -
Good morning.0
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Ideally 2 of these and something not appearing in the multi on the APG on the A side (but cheaper in T) so that they all compare
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Anon
but we have not identified anything yet that is invisible on the A side - there was coconut lindor for a short while but i think that failed as well eventually ...“Create all the happiness you are able to create; remove all the misery you are able to remove. Every day will allow you, --will invite you to add something to the pleasure of others, --or to diminish something of their pains.”0
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