Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

Sunshinemummy

tweets wrote: »

No you have to have them put on the plate on machine for X Ray

Was going to write something else but it sounded barbaric :eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I am pleased for your self restraint! x

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

altojack

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

The hurricane was in 87, same year as our son was born, that is truly frightening as it means he will be 30 next year :eek:

If OH has anything to do with it it will be another 30 years before anything is done, he cant see the problem :mad:

Can't you leave some literature laying around or a better idea. Tomorrow just before he is due home , take your bike outside to the garage. Open door as far as you can and lay bike on old blanket. Slide it under door. Remove blanket carefully and get indoors quickly.

You could of course use an oldish jacket instead of blanket. Tell him you got trapped under the door. That might help. Or maybe not :cool:

Enterprise_1701C

altojack wrote: »

Can't you leave some literature laying around or a better idea. Tomorrow just before he is due home , take your bike outside to the garage. Open door as far as you can and lay bike on old blanket. Slide it under door. Remove blanket carefully and get indoors quickly.

You could of course use an oldish jacket instead of blanket. Tell him you got trapped under the door. That might help. Or maybe not :cool:

He would not believe a word of it, and he knows I can't open it enough for that anyway I swear that one day I am just going to order it to be done anyway, apart from the fact he would not be pleased.

altojack

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

They squish them between two big plates, hydraulically flattening them till they hear the pips squeak!

Not quite, but I nearly squeaked the first time I'll tell you, but it really wasn't as uncomfortable as you expect

Wasn't it :eek: I felt it with my first one, nearly made my eyes pop out :eek:

bubbs wrote: »

:o:o i have heard it hurts if you dont have big bazookas:p thats me:(

Not true, mine are errrr biggish and it bliddy hurt :eek:

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Oooh, what's the new system? I am due another one next year.

I'm not sure what it's called but the plate things are light weight and barely touch you. Ahhhhh, that's better :T

scamps1966

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I should be okay, mine are huge!

:D:D:D:D

As in HUKD style. Proof. :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

He would not believe a word of it, and he knows I can't open it enough for that anyway I swear that one day I am just going to order it to be done anyway, apart from the fact he would not be pleased.

I would just order it, the fact that he would not be pleased is just the bonus....:T:T:T:T

Sunshinemummy

scamps1966 wrote: »

As in HUKD style. Proof. :rotfl:

Last time I posted a picture of my bum... and then removed it, I was told off for being inappropriate by the mods... the result is no booby action, sorry. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

marmitelovemehateme

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I got one yesterday for a mammogram.....:(:(:( I am going to follow Bubbs and be a man next time round!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

You wouldn't want to be a man...It is such a hard life.....:rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

marmitelovemehateme wrote: »

You wouldn't want to be a man...It is such a hard life.....:rotfl::rotfl:

Define hard?

:D:D:D

marmitelovemehateme

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Define hard?

:D:D:D

Really....:o.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: