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Enterprise_1701C

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I would rub your feet :D:D:D

Now THAT is an offer I wish I could accept :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Now THAT is an offer I wish I could accept :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Would madam like some lavender massage oil or moisturiser?

:D:D:D

cjj_2

HRT_dependant wrote: »

hi

I changed my old british gas account over to martins new cheaper british gas one this morning

(don't have to pay early leaving fee if changing british gas to british gas or sainsburys to british gas)

just received this email

Your latest reward from British Gas: Snap up a free canvas from PhotoBox

HRT xxx

Evening all, hope everyone is well. Logie I hope the ankle feels better soon.
Thanks for this, were you with British Gas from the last collective fix ? I'm wondering whether it's worth me changing as I am. Tia xx

underperky

Hospital appointment today at 3-30pm .Got there early (unusual )

Lean over to passenger side seat to unhook my coat (foggy and damp here )

No coat just Dgd school dress and my onesy (gasp)

Guess my coat is in the laundry basket then

Run (well fast walked into hospital )

Moi coatless everyone else coated up

Nurse enquires if its warm outside

I can see the men in white coats coming for me

I let her into my secret and what is in the laundry basket at home

She laughs ....says she does things like that too .....please don't tell me that as you are going to be putting a needle in my arm

Five trys later and eventually she hits blood from my hand

Arms refused to give her blood both arms twice

Bruises already forming before I leave the room

The lady she called to help holding and pressing hard down hard on my hand to try to stop it from bruising ....yeah right

I leave knowing how a cushion pin feels

I decide to have tea at Frank & Bennies a treat to myself with no coupons or discounts

A lovely tall handsome young man serves me

He puts a smile back on my face

Refreshed waiting for my meal and people watching

NO I wasn't looking at the tight little bums of the waiters

Well maybe a glance nothing more

Discretion is my middle name MWAH

Then it arrives the meal sirloin steak mushroom tomato and 2 onion rings .....

Well I cut into the steak and again I try to cut into the steak

Eventually I cut it and pop it in my mouth only to confirm that it is as tough and dry as an old boot ..... but I am starving

So I keep chewing and cutting and chewing

The handsome fit young waiter comes over and asks if everything is ok

politely I say no ....its dry as sticks and if I didn't have my own teeth it

would be unchewable

Bless he asks me if I want another one ... I decline as my teeth would not be able to cope with two

He takes my food and I ask for the bill ....

All I ate was a quarter of the steak a half tomato and two very greasey peppery onion rings

He returns with the bill and says he has cut the steak bill in half as it was clear I didn't enjoy it

What a nice young man with a tight butt I thought So I left him a tip as

the service was fab not his fault the chef was having an off day

Bless it might be worth just going having coke and a sarnie to lust after the butt next time

Enterprise_1701C

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Would madam like some lavender massage oil or moisturiser?

:D:D:D

Ooooh, lavender oil sound wonderful, my feet feel better just thinking about it

MKS

josie_ann57 wrote: »

Glad you liked it, I use light soy sauce. I'm making it tomorrow as my brother is staying over on Thursday and there will be plenty left over and taste nicer the next day.

Please can you show me a picture so that I know what it should look like. TIA.

Sunshinemummy

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Ooooh, lavender oil sound wonderful, my feet feel better just thinking about it

Once they are well massaged, I will pop some cotton socks onto your feet and make you a lovely drink x

Serendipitious

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

If you cleaned my house, I would rub wherever you wanted me to!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I like cleaning and I love ironing.

Cash preferred (no offence intended) :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Serendipitious wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I like cleaning and I love ironing.

Cash preferred (no offence intended) :rotfl:

I am happy with the exchange of cash....... my house if filthy!

HRT_dependant

cjj wrote: »

Evening all, hope everyone is well. Logie I hope the ankle feels better soon.
Thanks for this, were you with British Gas from the last collective fix ? I'm wondering whether it's worth me changing as I am. Tia xx

yes only saved £12.00 a year but no switching fee + £30.00 cashback in 3 months time

so I think good deal + it lasts 6 months longer than the last one

HRT xxx