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Has your partner ever taken grooming too far?

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  • Dill
    Dill Posts: 1,743 Forumite
    He's tried to dye his hair different colours.. with varying results.
  • spadoosh
    spadoosh Posts: 8,732 Forumite
    Ninth Anniversary 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    If it doesnt begin with a B you dont shave it!

    Beard, balls and balding heads only.
  • DKLS
    DKLS Posts: 13,461 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    I once died my hair platinum blonde, I thought I looked the bees knees very dolph lundgren with my flat top, until I went to a nightclub to bust some moves and attract a lady with loose morals.

    Everyone started called me Phyllis as under the UV lights my blonde mop became a purple rinse. :o
  • Dill
    Dill Posts: 1,743 Forumite
    spadoosh wrote: »
    If it doesnt begin with a B you dont shave it!

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  • PenguinOfDeath
    PenguinOfDeath Posts: 1,863 Forumite
    Dill wrote: »
    facts-about-beaver-1-b.jpg

    Dam, beat me to it!
  • Dill
    Dill Posts: 1,743 Forumite
    PenguinOfDeath wrote: »
    Dam, beat me to it!

    Well it was either that or..

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    :D
  • System
    System Posts: 178,433 Community Admin
    10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    He sorts out his own nose hair and tidies up his chest hair and pubes.

    :T:T:T





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  • System
    System Posts: 178,433 Community Admin
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    My ex spent more time getting ready than me and 2 other female friends put together....he was obsessed with "looking good" (not that you can polish a turd haha :rotfl: ) though i subsequently found out this was because he was cheating.
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  • time2getalife
    time2getalife Posts: 83 Forumite
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    My ex only started grooming when he was trying to attract a woman at work.
  • System
    System Posts: 178,433 Community Admin
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    time2getalife wrote: »
    My ex only started grooming when he was trying to attract a woman at work.
    I'm not surprised he's an ex.
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