How do you make friends with posh people?

Legacy_user

Its been my life long dream of mine to attend the henley royal regatta but i'm really struggling to get in with the in crowd

I nearly wheedled my way to an invite via a facebook group by posting pictures of me wearing chino's and a striped blazer that i look hot in! They almost bought it but 1 guy in the group went through my timeline and found a picture of a half eaten pepperami and called me out on it! I tried to play it out as a bit of chorizo but they had none of it and blocked me from the group :eek:

I dont know how to appeal to posh people! Can someone help me out so i can achieve my dream?

heuchera

You could watch Made in Chelsea, for inspiration..

thorsoak

Can you actually handle a couple of oars? (I use the correct word, and the correct spelling - if you spell it wrongly then you are most definitely OUT) And remember, you can only wear the pink livery if you are an oarsman!

See http://www.leander.co.uk/about-leander-club/

System

heuchera wrote: »

You could watch Made in Chelsea, for inspiration..

I've recently started watching countryfile for fashion tips. People on there are more the regatta type i think :huh:

Kayteehee

Haha! This made me giggle :rotfl:

System

thorsoak wrote: »

Can you actually handle a couple of oars? (I use the correct word, and the correct spelling - if you spell it wrongly then you are most definitely OUT) And remember, you can only wear the pink livery if you are an oarsman!

See http://www.leander.co.uk/about-leander-club/

Livery! I would've said that pink get up that is a hot look! I've never oared before but that looks like my calling for the regatta

Slinky

What colour were the chinos though?

http://lookatmy!!!!ingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/

Oh darn it, the !!!! are the naughty f word

tomtontom

I've been to Henley, my partner at the time was a rower. Good times.

Spinkz I don't know why you would want to mix with people that are so different to yourself? Seems odd to aspire to a group that would not accept you as you are.

Jagraf

Stop having ketchup on your chilli and you're nearly there.

libra10

Some fashion advice to impress the bourgeoisie


Wear turned-up collars; slip-on shoes (with no socks); casually throw your jumper over your shoulders, wearing expensive shades, tweeds, Hunter wellies, and stripy ties (not necessarily together! Don't ya know!


Invent a double-barrelled name, preferably a career in the military, Major Spinkz-Fortiscue sounds good.


You're sure to fit right in with the posh bods.


Good luck spinkz!

Reggie_Rebel

There's an excellent documentary series available on You Tube, type in Tim Nice-But-Dim and follow Tim's lead.