What contingency plans do you have for the problems ahead of us?

PasturesNew

Sell the house, buy a sea-going boat, fill it with the Pot Noodles suggested earlier. Get yourself some solar panels and read up about solar cookers and similar. Learn to fish (learn to like fish) ... get a fishing rod. Buy a book about edible seaweed and how to cook limpets/mussels. Oh, don't forget to stock up on loo roll; Armageddon might be going on, but it's always good to have a comfy bum.

Cast off.

danothy

I've been quietly assembling a survivalist militia for some time now. We're set to activate when the ports close. Other than that, I'm gonna buy a house. Should significantly bolster me against most problems on the horizon.

mystic_trev

thrugelmir wrote: »

What will you be doing? Perhaps we could share some tips?

I'm going to have a sex change and change my name to mystic_bev

Spidernick

In anticipation of a plague of Triffids I'm thinking of moving to the Isle of Wight!

wymondham

I'm going to steal enough money to get an iPhone then get over to Calais and 'mingle'

HornetSaver

Does "bring it on!" amount to a contingency plan?

moneyistooshorttomention

...and, in all seriousness, I have a contingency plan - but wouldn't share it anyway (in case other people copied it).;)

bugslet

I'm going to put another truck(s) on the road to cope with the increased demand for steel shutters, Pot Noodles, loo roll, fhishing rods and name change certificates. Will give Wymondham a lift home in the back of the trailer.

Electrum

three Gees, Gold, Guns and grub

In reality, silver is now more rare than gold, and we arent allowed guns in this country so knives ;P

Grub is a good dea, Im stacking some large bags of rice and cheap tinned sardines. Both last years, and very cheap.

Out,_Vile_Jelly

Time to link to the classic apocalypse survival thread, for useful tips on rehydrating by licking car windows?