What has been your most awkward moment with the opposite sex?

hbk4894

got to be when i was about 10 or 11 when my mate asked a girl out for me i didnt really know and she was the sister of a guy who we were friends with and he didnt like it.

tea_lover

Wow, saucy.

torbrex

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tykesi

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If only this was the response to all the OP's posts.

thorsoak

Nothing to do today, hbk?

torbrex

tykesi wrote: »

If only this was the response to all the OP's posts.

It is

Ivrytwr3

Rimmer: So, c'mon, how did you lose yours?

Lister: Michelle Fisher, the ninth hole of the Bootle Municipal golf course. Par 4, dobbing to the right, in the bunker behind the green.

Rimmer: You lost your virginity on a golf course. How'd you have the nerve?

Lister: It wasn't in the middle of the Ryder Cup or anything. It was midnight.

Rimmer: How old were you?

Lister: She was so good looking. If she wanted, then she could've got a job working behind the perfume counter at Lewis'. That's how gorgeous she was.

Rimmer: How old were you?

Lister: She took all her clothes off and stood there in front of me completely naked. I was so excited I nearly dropped my skateboard.

Rimmer: Skateboard. How old were you?

Lister: Twelve.

Rimmer: TWELVE? Twelve years old? You lost your virginity when you were twelve?

Lister: Yeah.

Rimmer: Twelve? You can't have been a full member of the golf club then.