The January Jolly Jaunt on the Med NSD Challenge

Knit_Witch

Cracking ahead here! Still not spent anything and so I am claiming 11, 11 in a row and increasing my target to 15 please!

Nargleblast

Now look here, Igor, stay away from the casinos while we are in Monte Carlo tomorrow, we can't have you gambling away the NSD gang spending money! I don't care what card tricks that Bert Scroggins taught you last year, you will not stand a chance against those professional players. Mrs Doyle, Helga and I will be going shopping for some designer frocks for when we have dinner at the captain's table tomorrow night. We would take knitwitch with us but she will be tackling the ironing mountain in the ship's laundry. marmite says she'll come once she's carbolic-ed the loos. And sadly Ladytrucker can't come as she has another date with an octopus. No, Fabio, I don't mean you!

So that's tomorrow sorted, hopefully we won't get our customary overnight stay in the polis cells.....

Gem-gem

NSD no 6
A close shave... Tyre flat again! Pumped it up and got home. Will need to replace it this week. Tried having it repaired before Christmas but it obviously hasn't worked.

mummyroysof3

Had 4/20 don't think I'll make 20 lol

jodles16

Woohoo thats 9/20NSDs! As managed to avoid spending today it means I will have to spend tomorrow, need fuel and have some items I am sending to my bestie who is having a rough time, will throw them in together tomorrow!

Jodles

Aphidgirl

NSD 3 yesterday

marmiterulesok

Good morning everyone! :hello:

Ok,one day down,four to go...

Here's a nice coffee and some macaroons to help you ease into the day.

marmiterulesok

Look,Knit Witch has brought us some sun!

Knit Witch 10/10 achieved!

What a sweetie she is. :T

PS and our first prize winner. :j:j

marmiterulesok

Mmmm,dining at the captain's table tonight?Where did I put my 18 hr girdle and most fancy spongebobs?
Hubert,have you seen them?What????Get out of my girdle right now,it's not there to borrow.It'll all be out of shape and I'll have bulges in all the wrong places!!!!
Really!
'stiffling a sob,starts rummaging around for an emergency valium'

Nargleblast

I knew it was a mistake to allow this lot near the casinos in Monte Carlo. For some reason Igor thought that all card games were run like the strip poker games he plays back at Ennessdee Towers. Fortunately the police arrived before he got down to his undermentionables....marmiteis in a strop because she got back from springing him from jail only to find Hubert prancing around in her extremely expensive underwear....I tell you, you couldn't make it up!

Yes, Mrs Doyle, I am sure your diamante hair curlers will look the biz at the captain's table tonight. No, you won't need to bring your teapot. No, you really won't. Never mind "go on, go on", the Nargle has spoken.

Oh all right then, you can bring it. Just make sure it is small enough to slip into your handbag.

Now, the lemon and mulberry off the shoulder number, or the lime with salmon bows? That is the trouble when you are blessed with model girl looks and figure, so many looks to choose from.....