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  • emerald21
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    harryhfp wrote: »
    Well I have a confession. It's no surprise one of my sons is severely autistic and the other 2 are severely, amazingly - scaringly- clever. My wife is amazingly clever & so was I before my wine caught up with me.


    My confession is: I'm an undiagnosed Auty boy.


    So autism & cleverness are actually united.


    I guess we all knew that.


    My wife has threatened to divorce me twice today.


    I'm useless as a husband but I don't know what she wants.

    Must have been a fright for you all. With regards to you not knowing what she wants from you then ask her.
  • zippydooda
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    harryhfp wrote: »
    Well I have a confession. It's no surprise one of my sons is severely autistic and the other 2 are severely, amazingly - scaringly- clever. My wife is amazingly clever & so was I before my wine caught up with me.


    My confession is: I'm an undiagnosed Auty boy.


    So autism & cleverness are actually united.


    I guess we all knew that.


    My wife has threatened to divorce me twice today.


    I'm useless as a husband but I don't know what she wants.

    thats bloody obvious. its you you silly !!!!!! she just want you to appreciate her.:)
    thats !!!!!! not a swear word, so surprised its been sensored
  • mimi1234
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    MERRY XMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS to all.

    Hope Santa brought you the presents you wanted.

    All the best peeps.
  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    harryhfp wrote: »
    Well I have a confession. It's no surprise one of my sons is severely autistic and the other 2 are severely, amazingly - scaringly- clever. My wife is amazingly clever & so was I before my wine caught up with me.


    My confession is: I'm an undiagnosed Auty boy.


    So autism & cleverness are actually united.


    I guess we all knew that.


    My wife has threatened to divorce me twice today.


    I'm useless as a husband but I don't know what she wants.

    You know what she wants........ you have children!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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  • Merry Christmas you gorgeous lot.:xmastree::santa2::xmassign::rudolf:
    Hope everyone has had a fab day.
    I'm completely exhausted but feeling very happy and blessed. Both my boys were on the nice list as santa (and mummy and daddy) was very generous. We've had loads of fun playing junior monopoly and pieface. I think I've eaten my body weight in cream :rotfl:

    Huge hugs and kisses to you all.
    I'm off for snuggles in front of the telly and to polish off what's left of the fizz. :xmassign:
    Xxx
    Life is not about learning to avoid the storms - it's about learning to dance in the rain.
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    Back home after busy day, DGD and DGS have had huge amounts and enjoyed all their gifts. Tidal wave of toys greeted me on arrival and Santa has been extra nice to me this year.:j

    Enormous lunch cooked by yours truly - completely and utterly forgot to roast the parsnips but no-one noticed and we can have those tomorrow!

    Weather warning NWest for more rain, feel so sorry for those who have now been flooded 3 times in succession.

    Enjoy your evening !

    xx
    “All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.”




  • Anon
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    :rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf: :rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf::rudolf:

    Back home after busy day, DGD and DGS have had huge amounts and enjoyed all their gifts. Tidal wave of toys greeted me on arrival and Santa has been extra nice to me this year.:j

    Enormous lunch cooked by yours truly - completely and utterly forgot to roast the parsnips but no-one noticed and we can have those tomorrow!

    Weather warning NWest for more rain, feel so sorry for those who have now been flooded 3 times in succession.

    Enjoy your evening !

    xx

    ... must have been well-oiled not to notice raw parsnips :D.

    Good to hear it went well.

    Anon
  • Anon wrote: »
    ... must have been well-oiled not to notice raw parsnips :D.

    Good to hear it went well.

    Anon


    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    “All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.”




  • locarr
    locarr Posts: 8,298 Forumite
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    Evening ALL! :xmastree::xmastree::xmastree:




    Great day today, lovely Lunch ( I cooked it) ;)


    Just the family here, no visitors getting in the way, just how I like it :)


    youngest said it was his best ever Christmas, what more could a Dad ask for!


    Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time :xmassign:
    "He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas" Benjamin Franklin

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