Beat these quotes if you can

Nytehawk

Where else could I put motoring quotes

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"I saw the man crossing the road and had to swerve several times before I hit him"

zenmaster

They have all happened to me at one time or another

saveapenny

Jasper Carrot did these on an album called "The Stun" OMG im showing my age!!!
My Favourite one

"I hit the women when I was waving to the man I hit last week"