The Absolutely Awesome August 'Silly Season' Holiday NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Today won't be an nsd I don't think as I have already exceeded my grocery budget for July.
I need to get one or two items,and the shops are shut tomorrow (public holiday here).
Never mind,I've still got a lovely consolation prize! :j
What a good idea that was of mine.

marmiterulesok

I've done it again,posting in the wrong thread.... not deliberate,honest guv.
'slinks away,blushing furiously'.

Nargleblast

( memo to self... replace marmite' s secret stash of Old Widow champers/ Fartinge Bishoppe ale with suitable non-alcoholic versions, as she is clearly losing the plot.)

Nargleblast

Wow, 16 already signed up, and it is still only 31st July......this is going to be a good month for the NSD gang!

knitwitch - as our US envoy, would you kindly itemise the events happening in New England for us? Perhaps a brief list of dates and events we must [STRIKE]gatecrash[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]sabotage[/STRIKE] attend ?

And maybe scotmum could suggest some Edinburgh Festival cultural stuff we could see? Remember, we have the Tardis so travel is not an issue. Just make sure the events are classy and upmarket, like what we are.

marmiterulesok

What stash?

Some news faces too!

Note to self:must be on best behaviour and remember to buy toilet roll,as scotmum has used it all up again.
Ask Helga to control her voles.Don't want to scare the newbies.
Ask Nargle to put her teeth in when she answers the door.

Nargleblast

I'll have you know my teeth are all my own, they were made to measure!

And I know the Jockinese have a reputation for being tight, but....we can surely stretch to more than one toilet roll for a house the size of Ennessdee Towers?

marmiterulesok

So that's one loo roll the size of Ennessdee Towers?

That's a big loo roll. :exclamati

If only Scroggins were here.He could get his paws on anything.Shame that he's been sectioned.Yes,that's right,all down to the stress of close encounters of the Tattywotsit kind.

I suppose I could ask his friend Steggles.

BTW it was Hubert who blabbed about your pearly whites.....apparently you have the same dentist?

Nargleblast

(Memo to self - have dentist killed)

Igor, what are you doing with all those toilet rolls? Rolling them all into one big roll??? Why???? Because marmite said.....marmite!!!
A little word, if you please....

Nargleblast

Ah, I have just realised what you meant by Scroggins being sectioned! And there I was having nice little fantasies of him being tied up while Igor tried his new chefs knives out on him.....

marmiterulesok

Yes,men in white coats and butterfly nets.... serves him right,the nasty so and so.

You did ask for a very large loo roll.
I just assumed it was maybe to do with having a large arris? :rotfl:
I was talking about Hubert,not anyone else.