100% Mortgage needed asap!! Please help!

Landofwood

darcy2009 wrote: »

Landofwood
Do you honestly believe anyone cares about your crappy Lamborghini, and whether you can fund it or not, trust me you and only your little manhood care about that no body else at all, no that is the saddest thing on here not my honest post on here for advice, I feel so sorry for you because with all that money you have you still have anger issues and many others to be here all day pretending to be an expert.

I can't afford a Lamborghini, just like you can't afford this house. Penny dropped yet?

JPB123

This is a simple situation with one lender available. I didn't claim to be an expert, I said knew what I was talking about.


You were told the situation, insisted you knew better, then started hurling insults because no-one bent down at your superior intellect. And you have the cheek to accuse me of being childish!!


You were wrong. Put your hands up and admit it, you will gain more credit for being sincere than being a d!ck.

I am an Independent Mortgage Adviser

You should note that this site doesn't check my status as a Mortgage Adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.

darcy2009

Pennies do not drop around me Landofwood
I go and get what I want, and il get this house, posting here gave that little extra boost I needed on top, People like you are jealous of other people that do well, I dont have this problem I dont get jealous, you see a guy who can buy a house for 130 when its already worth 165 and because at the moment I dont actually a deposit yet, and I can sell this house in 2 years for a tidy prophet, I can understand how nasty people react to others good fortune, however I feel sorry for you so wont get upset about it, Il get this house then you wait for the sound of that big penny next you drop.

maninthestreet

darcy2009 wrote: »

Pennies do not drop around me Landofwood
I can sell this house in 2 years for a tidy prophet.

Which prophet would that be?

darcy2009

JPB123
I havent insulted any other human being with out being insulted first, I suggest you go back to the start and see for yourself, still using profanity I see so i need not say no more, I do believe I have already twice now held my hands up to the fact that I was slightly confused over the 100% mortgage/ deed of gift from landlord situation,

darcy2009

maninthestreet haha,
my mistake best not go there sorry to the believers out there for miss using the word.

JPB123

maninthestreet wrote: »

Which prophet would that be?

The magical one that's telling him he can get a house with no deposit / no mortgage / no payments and then make a £1m profit on it over the next 7 days.

I am an Independent Mortgage Adviser

You should note that this site doesn't check my status as a Mortgage Adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.

Landofwood

darcy2009 wrote: »

JPB123
I havent insulted any other human being with out being insulted first, I suggest you go back to the start and see for yourself, still using profanity I see so i need not say no more, I do believe I have already twice now held my up to the fact that I was slightly confused over the 100% mortgage/ deed of gift from landlord situation,

I never insulted you, but I still had my manhood attacked.

darcy2009

Landofwood wrote: »

Probably best to call the landlord and apologise for wasting his time. How awful that you made such a bogus offer.

This was your first comment

Landofwood

darcy2009 wrote: »

This was your first comment

I'm sorry if I installed you, but I believe my advice to be sound, not insulting.