Free Pack of Tutti Frutti Condoms

Thepmiester

Not yet! Wanted to go to VolksFest, on 7,8,9 th of september but cant as im on holiday, let me know if you see any
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joop123

vanfests good, but probably the best ones are done for this year, keep an eye on volkzone for any others. are we really discussing this on a thread about condoms.

Thepmiester

HAHA ! Yes we are but isnt talking about VW's so much better than extra large condoms XD!
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joop123

definatly, but dont know if everyone on here would agree

Marvo434

My 9 year old daughter comes out of a restaurant toilet:
"Mummy, what are condoms?"
Mum explains carefully what they are, knowing they have had some education at school. The restaurant is hanging on every word.
"OK Mummy, but why are they banana flavoured?"

Thepmiester

ROTFL :ROTFL: LMAO!
Thanks
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lumpy_bum

Marvo434 wrote: »

My 9 year old daughter comes out of a restaurant toilet:
"Mummy, what are condoms?"
Mum explains carefully what they are, knowing they have had some education at school. The restaurant is hanging on every word.
"OK Mummy, but why are they banana flavoured?"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

joop123

nice one. good to be back on condoms.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A teenager goes into a pharmacy. He's little bit shy when talking to the pharmacist. "I'd like to buy some condoms" he says. The pharmacists asks him[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"have you ever bought condoms before son?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Nope"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"here is how it works" the pharacist says "we got your three packs for when you are in high school. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. A three pack, see. Then we got a 7 pack when you are in college - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then we got a 12 pack for when you are married. "January, February, …."[/FONT]

Oasis1

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
Could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;
He returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
sister is very cute too.

She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he
Turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
The sister on his right and the mum facing him.

When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,

"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your
kindness."

Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others.

She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were
So religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

hardupand_happy

LOL I bet this is not what martin had in mind