10 questions that are about to get me in trouble!

coolcait

Spinkz wrote: »

If any of you are on facebook you have probably received this pile of tat in the last week or you're going to receive it soon. Its a 10 questions to ask your partner. Wifey has done it about me and all her comments from her friends are "awww how sweet" and "that brought tears to my eyes, sooo beautiful" now she's sent it to me and expects me to fill it out about her :eek:

1. What was your first impression of me? I thought you were a nutter!
2. I promise not to get upset, tell me 1 thing you would change about me? The colour of your eyes, i prefer green eyes.
3. What type of scent do you like on a woman? The perfume your sister wears, i like the smell of that.
4. What qualities make me special to you? You are gullible enough to stay with me
5. Do you look at other women? Of course lol and men
6. When did you realise you love me? I'll let you know
7. How many people have you had sex with? (I'm tempted to lie on this and say 6) I've only ever had sex with you. I've made love to lots of others
8. Would you be tempted to sleep with someone if i was away for a long time? No. I'd stay awake
9. Have you ever lied to me? Of course i have
10. What makes you proud of me? I know you'll read these answers, and say "Spinkz! The poor love thinks he's funny!"

As you can see the questions i have put N/A looks really bad on me. I cant think of anything to say. Help me out

Having thought about it, I've added some suggestions which are in the same vein as the answers you've already put in.


By that, I mean that they are not answers which will be appreciated by a woman who is expecting, or hoping for, serious and/or romantic replies.


If you are sure that your wife will see your replies as 'humorous', or if you don't care about her feelings, then the replies you have come up with will fit the bill.


It might have been nice if your wife had come up with responses like that...

System

coolcait wrote: »

Having thought about it, I've added some suggestions which are in the same vein as the answers you've already put in.


By that, I mean that they are not answers which will be appreciated by a woman who is expecting, or hoping for, serious and/or romantic replies.


If you are sure that your wife will see your replies as 'humorous', or if you don't care about her feelings, then the replies you have come up with will fit the bill.


It might have been nice if your wife had come up with responses like that...

Caitmus my romantic side is not best expressed through writing but i did think my answers were ok. Your answer to 4 is well off the mark, i'm a proper catch

coolcait

Spinkz wrote: »

Caitmus my romantic side is not best expressed through writing but i did think my answers were ok. Your answer to 4 is well off the mark, i'm a proper catch

BiB sounds a bit fishy.

System

Spinkz wrote: »

If any of you are on facebook you have probably received this pile of tat in the last week or you're going to receive it soon. Its a 10 questions to ask your partner. Wifey has done it about me and all her comments from her friends are "awww how sweet" and "that brought tears to my eyes, sooo beautiful" now she's sent it to me and expects me to fill it out about her :eek:

1. What was your first impression of me? My first impression was that you are a kind caring man.
2. I promise not to get upset, tell me 1 thing you would change about me? I would change your taste in music so we can listen to bon jovi together.
3. What type of scent do you like on a man? I'm a sucker for the lynx effect.
4. What qualities make me special to you? My favourite quality of yours is how you can make me smile, even at the saddest of times. That alone makes you special.
5. Do you look at other men? Not in an attraction sort of way. No other man interests me.
6. When did you realise you love me? The time when you went away for work for 2 months. They were the longest 2 months i've had to live without you with me.
7. How many people have you had sex with? 2 but you are the only 1 i've loved.
8. Would you be tempted to sleep with someone if i was away for a long time? I would never do such a thing. I would wait an eternity just to be with you.
9. Have you ever lied to me? Only silly white lies. I would never disrespect you by lying about something serious.
10. What makes you proud of me? I'm proud at how great of a father you are. When sprogletina was ill in hospital, you were so good with her. I had never seen such a sensitive side to you before. It was truly a beautiful moment that i'm very proud of.

As you can see the questions i have put N/A looks really bad on me. I cant think of anything to say. Help me out

This is her answers. See what i have to contend with?

I took ages trying to edit this with her answers in red like someone edited in red above and it still failed!

System

coolcait wrote: »

BiB sounds a bit fishy.

In fishing terminology it does caitmus

coolcait

Spinkz wrote: »

This is her answers. See what i have to contend with?

I took ages trying to edit this with her answers in red like someone edited in red above and it still failed!

That is certainly a very hard act to follow.


In that context, I think that your N/A answers are the least of your worries.


And I sympathise with your difficulty in editing in red! It didn't work for me either (nor did blue, yellow, green or purple)