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I'm in deep doo doo when my wife logs into facebook!

As you are all aware by now, i am the greatest husband in the world! From showing deep concern about my wifes unusual habits, to putting those lustrous smiles on her face when she daydreams. But now i am doomed :(

An ex girlfriend shared a picture with me today of an after sex selfie we took when we were together and me being the stupid lummox that i am went and shared it with everyone by mistake. The problem i have is that i'm a slow ager so the picture looks recent even though it is well old. Wifey will go nuts but this is where you lot come in handy ;) i need a good excuse? My thinking is styling it out as a June fool joke and dubbing it the new April fool. I think she will buy that, it sounds convincing?
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  • raven83
    raven83 Posts: 3,021 Forumite
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    Don't you ever get bored!:rotfl:
    Raven. :grinheart:grinheart:grinheart


  • System
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    raven83 wrote: »
    Don't you ever get bored!:rotfl:
    I wouldn't ever get bored looking at you :p
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  • raven83
    raven83 Posts: 3,021 Forumite
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    Spinkz wrote: »
    I wouldn't ever get bored looking at you :p


    Well I will sleep better for knowing that :rotfl:
    Raven. :grinheart:grinheart:grinheart


  • System
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    raven83 wrote: »
    Well I will sleep better for knowing that :rotfl:
    I get it, you'll be dreaming of me ;) i have that affect on women but i am sorry to inform you that i'm happily married. I hate to disappoint women but sometimes it just has to be done!
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  • ellesbellesxxx
    ellesbellesxxx Posts: 1,105 Forumite
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    If you were really that fussed (or believable) you would just delete the post to stop your wife seeing it.


    Getting a bit fed up of these posts now...
    :rotfl:
  • Guest101
    Guest101 Posts: 15,764 Forumite
    The strangest thing about all this is - After sex selfie?!

    Why would you want to capture the look of disappointment on her face?! :)
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
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    Don't worry, if your wife goes nuts, I'll share an old, after sex photo, I've got of her. :)
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • Fireflyaway
    Fireflyaway Posts: 2,766 Forumite
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    Be honest. Making up some rubbish will make it worse. I would be annoyed that you were in contact with an ex regardless of the photo.
  • coolcait
    coolcait Posts: 4,803 Forumite
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    Spinkz wrote: »
    .... i need a good excuse? My thinking is styling it out as a June fool joke and dubbing it the new April fool. I think she will buy that, it sounds convincing?


    Do you have any experience of making up stories which sound convincing?
  • Caroline_a
    Caroline_a Posts: 4,071 Forumite
    Why don't you delete it? Sigh....
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