The Elite and the 24 hour #glitch people :)

vouchercrazy

I was in a large queue for the checkout in Tesco earlier.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to use the self-service checkouts to save time?" a woman asked me.

"Fine, but if I'm doing it myself I want staff discount" I replied.








:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

llan

My father thinks I'm so bright he calls me sun :rotfl:

vouchercrazy

I was standing in the queue today in Asda and a voice announced, "Checkout number 12, please."

I've seen better.

wendyak

Afternoon gang, been awol as so borasic I darent buy even a filler (used to be a penny chew, but no longer a penny) .'.......think this thread is fine if everyone stops back biting and chi lls......enjoy your lives while u can and Chill xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

vouchercrazy

Marks and Spencers has announced they are in financial trouble. They have merged with Poundstretcher.

They will now be known as Stretch Marks.

henlans

vouchercrazy wrote: »

Marks and Spencers has announced they are in financial trouble. They have merged with Poundstretcher.

They will now be known as Stretch Marks.

Haha that made me laugh.

llan

Please report the other thread if you feel it to be wrong. I have done so and only by reporting those responsible can we hope to end this sillyness.

vouchercrazy

A man goes into a pet shop and sees a talking dog. After chatting to it for ten minutes he buys it. Later he goes into a pub and says, 'I bet everyone fifty bucks that this dog can talk.' A few people take the bet, but the dog remains silent and the man is forced to pay out. Puzzled, the man takes the dog home, where it starts chatting away again. Next day the man returns to the pub and bets everyone a hundred bucks that the dog can talk. To the man's amazement the dog remains silent. After paying out on his bets the man takes the dog outside and says, 'I'm taking you back to the shop. You're absolutely useless!' 'Wise up,' says the dog. 'Think of the odds we'll get tomorrow.'

Mumto2monkeys

Oh vouchercrazy ... You just cheered me up;)


Good afternoon :wave:

Just been searching re the crisps so now I need to locate my nearest jack fultons??? Are these prom boxes please and Thankyou:)


I did a delivery regarding sals post last night with the air freshners. The plug in went into my basket as clean linen but as pic shows jasmine was delivered. So I'm not sure if you would actually need to buy the linen instore. Not even gone delivered yet so I don't know if it's worked or not. I will keep checking and post when I have the results.

Wheres_My_Cashback

Bananababe wrote: »

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.php?p=68647403&postcount=1

Since it doesn't matter who starts a thread I have done one.

New start people.

thanks

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