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Elite 11+ Part 75

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  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    aau1 wrote: »
    Hey FC....you've got nice boobs (that cover your knees)

    only in the winter :eek:

    love you guys and you're the closest thing ive give come to a cuddle tonight :o which is what I really want.

    goodnight :D
  • Jelly_Biactol
    Jelly_Biactol Posts: 3,636 Forumite
    I did go on a date recently... no shagging involved ;)
    'shagpiece' doesn't imply the [shhhh:o] s-e-x word, it's just a term of endearment for new boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other/cheap date:)
    I hope it went as well as you wanted it to:j
    'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
    Groucho Marx

  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    'shagpiece' doesn't imply the [shhhh:o] s-e-x word, it's just a term of endearment for new boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other/cheap date:)
    I hope it went as well as you wanted it to:j

    Oh I know. Just wanted to clarify before this conversation goes (further) downhill. He was an absolute gentleman but not for me. How's it going in your world? :D
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    fairclaire wrote: »
    Well I look well gorgeous with my new haircut. I love it! I really do. it's very me and in no doubt helped with my confidence today

    just go with the flow my love. you will look gorgeous x

    :T:T:T

    Fantastic, now just go out there and blow them down tomorrow. :A

    Actually not sure I have the right saying there. :o But you know what I mean. ;)
  • Jelly_Biactol
    Jelly_Biactol Posts: 3,636 Forumite
    I really think you'd enjoy Fanny's Farm :D They do an excellent ploughman's :whistle: http://fannysfarm.com/

    Call yourself a baker:eek: :DTry your hand at some Knobs....
    "Dorset Knobs are light, crisp, dry biscuits about the size and shape of a golf ball, and a shelf life just about as long.:D Dorset Knobs are made from wheat flour, white sugar, water, oil and yeast (originally, the recipe used butter instead of oil.) They are baked, then left in the oven until dried out. The entire baking process lasts about 4 hours. They can be split in half and buttered (though it is tricky to do so, as they may shatter when sliced), or put on a teaspoon and dunked in a cup of tea."

    I can recommend them with buttter and a good strong blue cheese:)
    'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
    Groucho Marx

  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
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    He was an absolute gentleman so obviously not for me. :D

    Sorted that for you :p
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • zagubov
    zagubov Posts: 17,938 Forumite
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  • Jelly_Biactol
    Jelly_Biactol Posts: 3,636 Forumite
    Oh I know. Just wanted to clarify before this conversation goes (further) downhill. He was an absolute gentleman but not for me. How's it going in your world? :D
    Very well, thanks for asking:T
    As for you, I do hope your cakey-bakey mojo is in full working order. I do worry about it, you know! What amazing creations have emerged from your oven recently?:think:

    (If it's not too personal a question:o why "not for me"? In other words, who would be "for me"? ie you?)
    'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
    Groucho Marx

  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    davemorton wrote: »
    Sorted that for you :p

    HARSH Morton... but probably true :rotfl:
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    edited 15 May 2015 at 12:28AM
    Very well, thanks for asking:T
    As for you, I do hope your cakey-bakey mojo is in full working order. I do worry about it, you know! What amazing creations have emerged from your oven recently?:think:

    (If it's not too personal a question:o why "not for me"? In other words, who would be "for me"? ie you?)

    Glad to hear you're well and enjoying your knobs :whistle:

    I haven't baked for a month, been quite busy with work recently. It's been quite nice having a break from normality :)

    Not for me, in the sense he asked me out on a date and I said yes on a whim, but as nice as he is, we don't have a lot in common. I don't know what my type is really.
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
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