Ecstatic Laughter In The Evenings

fairclaire

I'm to bed....working tomorrow

a song before I go for a supportive friend

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

purpledonkey

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Don't like PG so you would certainly shake me off with a glass of that.

wonders if anyone has a clue what I am on about

*whispers 'I never know'*

Tinyshoes

purpledonkey wrote: »

*whispers 'I never know'*

Not sure I do either half the time. :rotfl:

purpledonkey

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Not sure I do either half the time. :rotfl:

I just read this on Facebook *sighs and laughs*:


Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out of a spouse was £10,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Aldi. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared.
.. .. . .. . .. . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....
(You're going to hate me for this...)
"ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 @ ALDI"

fairclaire

TS we are passing ships again I hope all went well at the country residence and it's all set up for a summer of luuuuurve :rotfl:

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

If you need some backup rockyrose I knew I was keeping my empties for a good cause.

:eek: Bit strong Betty

rockyrose

PD-that was very funny , thank you

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

I'm to bed....working tomorrow

a song before I go for a supportive friend

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

Aw thanks

rockyrose

David. wrote: »

:eek: Bit strong Betty

RR and TS taking aim, duck David.................

David.

rockyrose wrote: »

RR and TM taking aim, duck David.................

How old, TS :eek: