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lesliejack wrote: »

Half the world it seems can't tell the difference between a shovel & a spade, we sell both & frequently get asked for the wrong thing.
People don't seem to know the difference between a nut & a bolt either.
As for digging the patio up, steer them in the direction of some ground that needs turning........... cheap gardening!! :rotfl::rotfl:

My OH was astonished when he asked for the shovel and I told him we didn't have one. I was using the spade at the time (admittedly I would have been better off with a shovel as I was turning the whole garden :eek:) and he reckoned I had it in the my hand. I then had to explain the difference, there was no internet in those days to show him the pictures :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Suzysnowball

fairclaire wrote: »

I've just had a most surreal experience :huh:

2 police officers knocked at the door. They asked me if the car parked out front is mine (it is, my drive was full of DS1 friends cars when I got home from shopping yesterday and Ive not been out since)

They then asked me why I have a 'shovel' in the boot :o:o I informed them it was a garden spade and it was in there because I'd just bought it and I had 4 other bags to carry so I left it in there to get out later (which is absolutely true!!)

The 'shovel' in question still has all the plastic wrapping on. I really wasn't happy with the way it was going so I asked them why they'd been looking in my propertyin the first place. The lady officer told me they can look in anyone's property if they see fit :eek: fair enough I said but why are you asking me about my brand shiny new garden spade? Nothing....no answer. I said if you are looking at my property because I'm suspected of doing something then at least ask me. At that I was told it was unusual to have a spade in my boot :huh: and they said some niceities and left??

!!!!!!??

They might be legitamely looking for something? and I don't even mind that they looked in my car. But surely they should know the difference between a shovel and a spade :rotfl:

I hope they don't dig my patio up :eek: :rotfl:

Good jib it isn't like my boot as it is full with UdI's - now that would have been a difficult one to answer :rotfl::rotfl:

SpiralingDown

Morning, been up since 8am and spent the first 30 mins trying to work out if the time on my phone automatically changed or had I slept in for a change.
Got to start thinking about getting sorted for the rest of the day, hope you all have a great Sunday.

miss_corerupted

nut wrote: »

Regarding the asda cereal glitch - can someone tell me please - are the asda cereals 3 for £5 or 3 for £6? Many thanks.

It the 3 for £5 we know have 6 boxes of Coco pops as they were the only left with the free personalised spoon on.


DS is wearing the cow costume I made him for his christmas concert and he's watching the TV playing with his teats (baby bottle teats) bit disturbing

meemo38

Well i really dont know what has happened, i stayed up late to check my receipt, but it wasnt working, just done it now and no garnier showing at all and i got the right one
6 items on your bill qualify for comparison Tesco

+£0.16
0.08 x ASDA Carrots by Weight per kg£0.06£0.06 1 x ASDA Smartprice UHT Skimmed Milk (1L)£0.65£0.49 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Strawberry Stripes£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Sour Stripes (15g)£0.10£0.10 1 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar£0.10N/A 1 x Haribo Starmix Minis£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Tangfastics£0.10£0.10 1 x ASDA Tiger Kitten Variety Selection in Jelly - Pou...£2.78N/A Comparison total (compared products only)£1.11£0.95

8 items on your bill qualify for comparison Tesco

+£0.16
0.22 x ASDA Mushrooms by Weight per kg£0.59£0.58 0.23 x ASDA Onions by Weight per kg£0.16£0.17 1 x ASDA Smartprice UHT Skimmed Milk (1L)£0.65£0.49 1 x Garnier Ultimate Blends Shampoo - The Marvellous T...£3.89£3.89 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Strawberry Stripes£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Sour Stripes (15g)£0.10£0.10 1 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar£0.10N/A 1 x Haribo Starmix Minis£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Tangfastics£0.10£0.10 Comparison total (compared products only)£5.69£5.53 I have shown just AvT but its the same on all shops

bubbs

meemo38 wrote: »

Well i really dont know what has happened, i stayed up late to check my receipt, but it wasnt working, just done it now and no garnier showing at all and i got the right one
6 items on your bill qualify for comparison Tesco

+£0.16
0.08 x ASDA Carrots by Weight per kg£0.06£0.06 1 x ASDA Smartprice UHT Skimmed Milk (1L)£0.65£0.49 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Strawberry Stripes£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Sour Stripes (15g)£0.10£0.10 1 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar£0.10N/A 1 x Haribo Starmix Minis£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Tangfastics£0.10£0.10 1 x ASDA Tiger Kitten Variety Selection in Jelly - Pou...£2.78N/A Comparison total (compared products only)£1.11£0.95

8 items on your bill qualify for comparison Tesco

+£0.16
0.22 x ASDA Mushrooms by Weight per kg£0.59£0.58 0.23 x ASDA Onions by Weight per kg£0.16£0.17 1 x ASDA Smartprice UHT Skimmed Milk (1L)£0.65£0.49 1 x Garnier Ultimate Blends Shampoo - The Marvellous T...£3.89£3.89 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Strawberry Stripes£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Sour Stripes (15g)£0.10£0.10 1 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar£0.10N/A 1 x Haribo Starmix Minis£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Tangfastics£0.10£0.10 Comparison total (compared products only)£5.69£5.53 I have shown just AvT but its the same on all shops

Must have fixed it:cool:

Wheres_My_Cashback

meemo38 wrote: »

Well i really dont know what has happened, i stayed up late to check my receipt, but it wasnt working, just done it now and no garnier showing at all and i got the right one
6 items on your bill qualify for comparison Tesco

+£0.16
0.08 x ASDA Carrots by Weight per kg£0.06£0.06 1 x ASDA Smartprice UHT Skimmed Milk (1L)£0.65£0.49 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Strawberry Stripes£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Sour Stripes (15g)£0.10£0.10 1 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar£0.10N/A 1 x Haribo Starmix Minis£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Tangfastics£0.10£0.10 1 x ASDA Tiger Kitten Variety Selection in Jelly - Pou...£2.78N/A Comparison total (compared products only)£1.11£0.95

8 items on your bill qualify for comparison Tesco

+£0.16
0.22 x ASDA Mushrooms by Weight per kg£0.59£0.58 0.23 x ASDA Onions by Weight per kg£0.16£0.17 1 x ASDA Smartprice UHT Skimmed Milk (1L)£0.65£0.49 1 x Garnier Ultimate Blends Shampoo - The Marvellous T...£3.89£3.89 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Strawberry Stripes£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Sour Stripes (15g)£0.10£0.10 1 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar£0.10N/A 1 x Haribo Starmix Minis£0.10£0.10 1 x Haribo Tangfastics£0.10£0.10 Comparison total (compared products only)£5.69£5.53 I have shown just AvT but its the same on all shops

What time were your shops done and what size did you actually buy ?

bubbs

Actually looking at top shop i cant see any garnier

zagubov

Good morning everybody!

Weather's a bit naff round the London/Surrey borders.

Mildred1970

Morning :wave:

zagubov wrote: »

Good morning everybody!

Weather's a bit naff round the London/Surrey borders.

Blowing a gale here :eek::eek: