The Awesome 'All's Well That Ends Well' April NSD Challenge!

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NSD 8 for me today

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NSD 5 today.

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NSD 5 arrived and left.........

See you tomorrow

Maybe_its_because

In awe of you lot and your super NSD numbers!

Can't believe I've had to wait til 13th to get my 2nd NSD !!! I did get close a few times over the Easter break but missed out by a whisker.

Back in the game now OH is back at work and the normal routine resumes.

Thanks as ever Marmite for keeping us up to date

MIB xx

marmiterulesok

marmite sneaks into the room,blushing furiously.

Hello everyone! :wave:

Lots going on here,so I've not really had time to update today.All the lovely big numbers have safely been transferred into my jotter,and the front page awaits.
It's just as well,as The Cauldron of Doom has been rumbling ominously,and needs to be fed.

Yesterday,thanks to the timely intervention of Cheffie's caterpult, I nabbed #6.No such luck today.

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Check out this sweet puppy,alarmed to be caught on film:



:rotfl::rotfl:

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By gad my fayre and dandy gentlefolk,prithy knock me over with a feather duster.

We have 133 smackeroos.

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Stop press,important announcement......at the end of the month we have That Most Wondrous of Competitions:

The NSD Gang's Unisex 'No Holds Barred' Sexiest Knees Competition. :j:j:j (note the colour used being not dissimilar to that much loved,healthy fake tan glow)

It really is a mega magnet for the young and beautiful sexy knee brigade.It's the talk of the town,makes all the front covers of the tabloids,and has everyone tweeting away like lots of very tweety people.

As you may know,our very own Igor has won the competition three years in a row.

He's started training,oh,for a while now,and today,for the first time this year, bared his incredibly sexy knees in sunshine and in public.The women swooned and the men turned puce with envy.He really has that sexy knees sashay off to a fine art,which I've always considered remarkable,seeing as he usually walks with a crab like sideways shuffle.

Unfortunately he was a tad overeager to get the sun's rays today and has got a bad case of 'sexy knee sunburn'.As we speak,he's sobbing into a hanky as Cheffie enthusiastically throws buckets of calamine lotion over his sexy knees.

If you feel that your knees have a chance of being voted 'The Sexiest NSD Knees In a Longshot',then please hurry and send off your application form,along with measurements and photos.

Will Igor manage to salvage those sexy knees in time for the world's stage?

Will Cheffie have enough calomine lotion?

Who will make breakfast tomorrow?

Can I squeeze in another reference to sexy knees before someone gives me a cuffing?

Will Igor remember to book his yearly pedicure in time for the competition?

Tune in for the next thrilling installment!

Hoipolloi

NSD number 8 yesterday :beer:

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Scene - 16th century England. William Shakespeare writing his next masterpiece. His Cooke standeth by with the lunch menu.

Will: Hmmm, a conundrum indeed! Chicky Bork or not chicky Bork, that is the question......small greene salade, methinks....

Enter his servant, causing such wonder and mirth at his appearance.....

Will: Gadzooks, Igor, methinks thou hast been at the Malmsey wine last night, forsooth thou hast such a lean and hungry look like unto Cassius in this play about Julius Caesar what I am writing.....also thou hast forgotten thy hose, and thy bare legs do offend mine eyes......

Igor: ( frantically babbling away)

Will: Oh Igor, thou art truly mine muse! A contest for ye most lustworthy knees.....let me amend my script.....Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your knees......Beware the knees of March......Bare knees, or not bare knees, that is the question....For knees a jolly good fellow.....exit stage left, or should I say legs it stage left.....