Andrex con

SnowTiger

Pragg76 wrote: »

all tiolet paper is a con. instead
of waist ing money on andrex
or a cheap brand why not think
about better option. have you
tried an islamic toilet/?

Islam forbids eating and using the phone on the toilet, so I prefer Andrex.

grayme-m

Pragg76 wrote: »

all tiolet paper is a con. instead
of waist ing money on andrex
or a cheap brand why not think
about better option. have you
tried an islamic toilet/?

I suppose anyone else's toilet would save you money on paper really...

scoobydoo66

Pragg76 wrote: »

all tiolet paper is a con. instead
of waist ing money on andrex
or a cheap brand why not think
about better option. have you
tried an islamic toilet/?

Are you referring to Sparkbrook ?

Exile_geordie

I like Andrex as its the only legal way you can wipe poo on a puppy

geerex

Pragg76 wrote: »

all tiolet paper is a con. instead
of waist ing money on andrex
or a cheap brand why not think
about better option. have you
tried an islamic toilet/?

That's why i don't eat from takaways. The "religion of peace" prefers that its followers use their left hand... No wonder they get so angry with us and our modern ways, its all the dried in poo thats irritating them.

janiebquick

Pragg76 wrote: »

all tiolet paper is a con. instead
of waist ing money on andrex
or a cheap brand why not think
about better option. have you
tried an islamic toilet/?

What's wrong with good old newspaper? Not only does it do a good job of wiping your bum, it would help your English NO END.

samanthaknd

I have just recently started buying the brand Nicky 18 rolls for £3.99 in Home Bargains or £3.49 can't quite remember but I find it is pretty good quality for the money and lasts ages.

jaydeeuk1

samanthaknd wrote: »

I have just recently started buying the brand Nicky 18 rolls for £3.99 in Home Bargains or £3.49 can't quite remember but I find it is pretty good quality for the money and lasts ages.

I find it lasts even longer if I wipe one side, and then wrap it round the tube again for next person to use the other side.

Gers

I posted a couple of years ago about a 'muslim' toilet - it's a shower head, with trigger, on a hose at the loo so you can wash away what is delicately called 'debris' with water rather than paper.

Used a lot in ME countries, usually with, thank goodness, warm water and available in the majority of public and most of private loos.

Much better I think...

Peter333

Well, seeing as we are all eating a bit less now, because everything edible has been made a bit smaller, we should be pooping less, ergo; reducing the amount of loo roll we use anyway.