The Mad March NSD Skiing Holiday Challenge

Nargleblast

I am glad Igor has agreed to follow marmite's advice about the short trousers........Ah, here he is, stepping on to the ice now.

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Igor has selected a pair of supertight, supershiny Lycra leggings. His undercarriage, truss and second best knitted Y-fronts are outlined in great detail.
Hubert has shortened his skating frock by about two centimetres. His ice blades are covered in millions of tiny sequins. They take up their opening positions......And Ravel's Bolero begins to play.....dadada dum! Dadada dum! This could indeed be interesting.....pass the no-cheese fondue, Chef, my belly thinks my throat' s been cut...

gothrockchic1

Time flies .....
NSD 8 done & NSD 9 done
BOOM!

marmiterulesok

We all held our breath.Bolero.The drumbeat was hypnotic.Quiet and insistent.We were stunned at the skill in which a large donkey in a dress could skate so elegantly on two legs.We gasped at the athletic prowess of the male partner,despite being a bit on the short and dumpy side,wearing a large truss and a pair of eye-wateringly tight spandex shorts.By golly,he has the sexiest knees I've ever seen in my life!

The tempo quickens as the donkey is spun around and around and around,and with a heroic groan from the man,she is hoisted into the air.Briefly she is spinning aloft,flying,soaring,her eyes,hair and teeth sparkling under the lights.Suddenly she turns a vivid shade of puce.

Disaster!Just as she is sick over her unfortunate partner,he crumples to the ground,flattened by 150 kg of pure donkey.

Honestly,you couldn't make it up,could you? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Nargleblast

.......And there's me thinking Hubert was a bloke.....or was that costume really convincing?
Igor, when you've quite finished getting the vomit stains out of my best ice skating wellies (knew I should never have lent them out) the NSD gang would like breakfast - we have a hard day's skiing ahead!

Aphidgirl

Oh dear, after receiving some money for my birthday and a tax rebate in the same week I've been on a bit of a spending spree this last week or so....might be lucky to achieve half of my target!

Oh well, normal service to resume next month!

marmiterulesok

Yay,it's Friday!It's been a long week,hasn't it?

Come on folks,get up and get those hips swiveling!Time to do the Happy Friday dance!



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marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

.......And there's me thinking Hubert was a bloke.....or was that costume really convincing?
Igor, when you've quite finished getting the vomit stains out of my best ice skating wellies (knew I should never have lent them out) the NSD gang would like breakfast - we have a hard day's skiing ahead!

You're right,Hubert is indeed all male,though he likes to embrace his female side.My mistake.I think that I had one too many pilchard margaritas last night.

He's scrubbing away at those wellies with his toothbrush,so they should be all clean and sparkly in a year or so.I hope you're not in a hurry.

Now Igor is in no fit state to cook this morning,after being flattened last night by a big donkey,so Swedish Chef is at the helm,and is busy in the kitchen,heating up last night's spuds for our breakfast,with some of last month's yam porridge as a side option in case anyone is really peckish.

Aphidgirl wrote: »

Oh dear, after receiving some money for my birthday and a tax rebate in the same week I've been on a bit of a spending spree this last week or so....might be lucky to achieve half of my target!

It happens to us all,spending sprees,that is.As long as it doesn't put you in the red.

Happy belated Birthday BTW!

Today has to be an nsd for me...

Ellieseleven

Had a good NSD week this week so up to 12 NSD's so far:cool:

stripeyjumpergirl

NSD 10 for me today and target met! :j

cheexy

Day 16/15 today and 3rd 3 in a row. I went out to get some lemsip and lucozade boost but these qualify as essential in my books and therefore do not count