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Tongue in cheek The Parking Tickets, Fines & Parking Board new years honour awards

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Ralph-y
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edited 30 December 2014 at 10:39PM in Parking tickets, fines & parking
While Messrs Coupon-mad, Friutcake, Umkomaas, bod1467, bazster, the deep, redx, tristontanna, hoohoo, The Slihty Tove, beniftmaster, bargepole, ........

{and this is where the tongue in cheek may fail as I may have missed many a person}

should all be coincided for forum awards ….. I personaly feel that official recognition in the form of OBE's, CBE's, Dame of the Empire , …...... would be a far better recognition of sterling service, and as such …..... along with Parking Prankster (knight hood) should be barred from the The Parking Tickets, Fines & Parking Board new years honour awards nominations 2014….

If we agree then ...


So with out further ado …...


my first nomination is : …....for shear tenacity , stubbornness , and attention to detail is ... Poster of thr Year ... Fergie76 for his thread Hospital Complaint For Breach Of Equality Act 2010 ….






My second nomination is for best user name : and my nomination goes to: bluetoffee1878 …. us blues have to stick together ;-)


I plead with forum members to second my nominations

or add further ones.


Notes : as I only started to frequent this hallowed and esteemed forum in early autumn I may well have missed many nominations from early posts …. And as I am now on my second bottle of Shiraz I can not be a@#~ reading through the many multitude … god knows how many thousand of posts that have been made this year …. Oh and any spelling / typo's should also be forgiven :-)

Happy new year to every one 'cept' the scammers

Ralph:cool:

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  • hoohoo
    hoohoo Posts: 1,717 Forumite
    The award for the most identities used by a parking company employee should go to Pike Merkins, and all the other identities he has used. He also gets the pie eating award, of course.
    Dedicated to driving up standards in parking
  • Ralph-y
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    edited 30 December 2014 at 11:36PM
    While we should accept Pike Merkins
    as a parking company employee of the year .... for all his multitude of identities

    I would wish to exclude him from pie eating ........ This accolade can only come from the official Wigan competition .... which in this year 2014 was null and voided due to the wrong size pies being sent! :rotfl:


    Ralph:cool:
  • Fruitcake
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    As a relative newcomer to the parking tickets forum I believe I should be awarded an OBE, otherwise known as Other Beggar's Effort, because anything I have done here is merely to direct people to use the information supplied by members with far more knowledge and who have put in far more effort than I.


    I do however believe that the award for the most popcorn consumed in 2014 should indeed go to Fergie76 for his thread Hospital Complaint For Breach Of Equality Act 2010.
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  • Umkomaas
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    Thanks for the mention Ralph-y, but pleeeeease, not Dame of the Empire.

    The Boers around here will give me hell at our next braai! Ya, have you seen the size of these guys?
    Please note, we are not a legal advice forum. I personally don't get involved in critiquing court case Defences/Witness Statements, so unable to help on that front. Please don't ask. .

    I provide only my personal opinion, it is not a legal opinion, it is simply a personal one. I am not a lawyer.

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  • Gleefully seconded if I'm allowed to second my own nomination. If not thanks anyway and here's to a better second half of the season than the first
  • Ralph-y
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    Oh yes ....

    Ralph:cool:
  • Coupon Mad should be made a Dame. After all, whenever PPCs see her excellent advice they all say "dame that Coupon Mad"!
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