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The Compers Inn (part 45)
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I couldn't find a date either FF!
Did find this though, thought it was so funny
A woman goes to her priest with a problem: "Father," she told him, "I have two female parrots rescued from a house of ill-repute. But the only thing they ever say is: 'Wanna have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" exclaims the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your parrots over to my house, and I will put them in with two male parrots whom I have taught to pray every day. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase."
The next day the woman brought ...her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage.
The two female parrots were put in the cage with them. The females immediately began their routine: "Hi, wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked at the other male parrot and said: "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered."Mar Wins :- £2 GfK Media
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I couldn't find a date either FF!
Did find this though, thought it was so funny
A woman goes to her priest with a problem: "Father," she told him, "I have two female parrots rescued from a house of ill-repute. But the only thing they ever say is: 'Wanna have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" exclaims the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your parrots over to my house, and I will put them in with two male parrots whom I have taught to pray every day. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase."
The next day the woman brought ...her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage.
The two female parrots were put in the cage with them. The females immediately began their routine: "Hi, wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked at the other male parrot and said: "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered."
loving it sheils :rotfl::rotfl:great findplease be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.0 -
Fantastic Sheils, Sis will like that one.
Onwards and upwards firefly, big hugs, great job.BIG THANKS TO ALL WHO POST THE COMPETITIONS0 -
It is wingo's mums 70th today. She posted on FBMar Wins :- £2 GfK Media
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lomaxsylvia wrote: »Fantastic Sheils, Sis will like that one.
Onwards and upwards firefly, big hugs, great job.
thanks sylv :A
hope sis got home ok x
have you had a good time with GD's b/d rose _party__party_please be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.0 -
Good Morning,
Up bright and early as we are off to Burnley today. Hopefully the weather will stay dry as we are meaning to walk quite a bit of the
Leeds & Liverpool Canal today. We walk to a certain place and then resume our next walk where we left off. We have to walk back to the car though so doing the same area twice. Haven't really done very much walking this week so will be nice.
Hope everyone has a lovely day. Will pop in this afternoon if I can when we are having a rest before going out for an Indian meal.
sheils xMar Wins :- £2 GfK Media
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Good morning everyone!
Hope you are all well on what is going to be another
gorgeous weather day.
Had glorious sunshine yesterday ....
... and managed to get quite a bit of gardening done ...
:j:j
Hope you all have a wonderful Sunday whatever you
have planned.
Have a lovely trip to Burnley sheils, hope the weather
stays fine for you and the walking goes well.
Will pop by later.
Alfie xxxMILITARY WIVES CHOIRSHELP for HEROES0 -
Morning, hope the weather stays nice for you sheils.I had a long shift yesterday and a late today so can relax this morning. I hope you all have a lovely day.0
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good morning :wave:
beautiful morning here :dance:
what a gorgeous pic sheils :j
absolutely love it :dance:
have a great trip & you both have a lovely time :A
lol @ theAlfie
sort of thing I do :rotfl:loving the pics &
have a lovely day in your garden
enjoy a relaxing morning indie,
you deserve one with all the hours you put in :A
hope everyone has a lovely day & the sun
keeps shining
xplease be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.0
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