The Deliciously Decadent December NSD Challenge!

Nargleblast

Right, Igor, grab the emergency sleigh and harness up Hubert and a team of whatever animals you can find on this island and get on that plane to rescue marmite. We have had an SOS message to say she is buried 26 feet deep under a mountain of boxes and suitcases after the house move, and only has a packet of cheesy wotsits to survive on. Even a crate of your finest turnip whisky and ferret and chutney sarnies will be gratefully received. Er, when lining up the sleigh team, Hubert should be at the front because he is the biggest. Not the monkeys and chickens.

Nargleblast

In the meantime I will try to do an update so we all know where we are at. Keep chasing those NSDs, gang, I know some of you are hobbling around due to the volleyball game yesterday and an excess of Swedish Chef's cocktails, but the mission comes first!

marmiterulesok

Hi. :hello:

The big move is over.It went really well.I've still got loads to do today before my family arrive to celebrate The Great Annual Brussels Sprouts Festival aka GABSF.

I've got four 'to do' lists. :eek:

Squawkychops (wee kitty) is settling in well to her new home,phew.

Back to you...I hope that you are all managing to keep within your GABSF bugets,and not get stressed out by the whole GABSF prep.

I should definitely have the time to update at some point in the next few days.

Igor is busy in the kitchen preparing the traditional GABSF pie fest of baked albatross (being marinated in a daring mix of manky kipper and ferret chutney hot sauce as we speak),mushy sprouts,battered tatties and mint sauce,followed by chocolate moose and twiglets...no Igor,don't use real twigs...honestly...

Hubert is pratising his dance moves for The Great GABSF Party.He's under tuition from our very own kerri...yes,you heard right,she's learning him da pole move! :rotfl::rotfl: Let's see how an incontinent donkey with four left hooves in strappy pink kitten heels shakes da booty! :rotfl::rotfl:

Nargleblast

So glad to hear all is well, marmite, Igor and the sleigh team got to you in time and resuscitated you with turnip whisky!

I hope the pole dance practice is taking place outside, I would hate to see the state of your floors with Hubert and his "little problem"......

Nargleblast

Number 8 NSD safely lodged in the substitute Cauldron of Doom (borrowed from those nice native chappies in the grass skirts with the bones through their noses. Looks like they're starting to wake up again, must give them some more of Igor's anaesthetic potion).

Munchin

Hi all

An NSD today so I'm at 8 NSDs

jodles16

Woop woop 11/20 NSDs! Work sadly comes in handy with NSDs, too busy to stop and spend! Still holding out on my fuel lasting another day! Might be going to a leaving do tomorrow though which would not be NSD, but I think I may have caught some lurginess!

Jodles

fedupandskint

NSD 16 today

gothrockchic1

Hi all, I have had two unexpected NSD's!

NSD 8 & NSD 9 achieved for yesterday and today :j

scotmumof3

NSD #10 for me. That's me 2/3 of the way there :T