The Extreme League of Intelligent Team Earners

locarr

Morning all!:D

Happy Birthday Morgy:bdaycake:

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Even after I told him to edit. :eek:

No you muppet you just flagged it up again :rotfl:

abailey54

I just sicked in my mouth a little bit :-/

Enterprise_1701C

fairclaire wrote: »

Had a text from DS2 'Mum I need help ive got a sock thread'
(a loose thread hanging from his sock which for some reason upsets him greatly)
10 minutes talking to him on the phone, he wanted to come home and get the sock thread sorted out :eek: Im not at home.
I asked him to pass the phone to his TA. I had to ask her to cut the sock thread off and explain he'd be fine after she did. She did and he's fine now.
There are 2 people in this room with me exchanging glances with each other after listening to my phone conversation :rotfl::rotfl:

Im just going to let them wonder........

I dread to think what's going on in their minds :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

My best friend and I had a couple of old ladies eavesdropping once so we decided to give them something to listen to, started talking about our children and our relationship, getting cruder and cruder, next time we looked behind they were rather red and just going into a shop :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I hasten to add we are both married and just slightly modified the comments we might normally have made anyway :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Don't tell me I have got it wrong again after chandlerscroft yesterday. :rotfl:

No I am 99% sure Mimi is all man.

Correct :T:T and a canny one at that

fairclaire

aau1 wrote: »

I know, i know "you should be studying, blah blah" but....

https://www.facebook.com/tesco/posts/800059343386532

Now I've just snorted. Im looking very professional here snorting and talking about sock threads :rotfl::rotfl:

EMMAP

:rotfl: aau! I love spammer baiting.

Happy Birthday to the lovely Morgy9 x

Enterprise_1701C

OK, I have a challenge. Who can find me the cheapest 10YO Ardbeg?

Bananababe

aau1 wrote: »

I know, i know "you should be studying, blah blah" but....

https://www.facebook.com/tesco/posts/800059343386532

:rotfl::rotfl:

Haggis farming :T

aau1

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

OK, I have a challenge. Who can find me the cheapest 10YO Ardbeg?

I'll keep em peeled (but Airigh nam Biest is better IMHO)