Elite 11+ Where everyone is welcome :)

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

Your hairy hands are endearing and they so match the rest of you

:eek: How rude!!

All sorted, booked for later in the week :beer:

Jelly_Biactol

davemorton wrote: »

Just need to sort the hairy hands out now

It's all very scientific now, at the Hairy Hands Clinic - they check your hands against the 'Libro Pilosae Manus', a twelfth-century medical textbook written by St Dagobert the Dextrous, the original of which is in Burgos Cathedral in northern Spain. What stage are you at, by the way?


It's always best to get this kind of thing checked out by the experts, before it gets really bad

davemorton

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

What stage are you at, by the way?

Not sure, between IV and VI, I will let FC decide.

fairclaire

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

It's all very scientific now, at the Hairy Hands Clinic - they check your hands against the 'Libro Pilosae Manus', a twelfth-century medical textbook written by St Dagobert the Dextrous, the original of which is in Burgos Cathedral in northern Spain. What stage are you at, by the way?


It's always best to get this kind of thing checked out by the experts, before it gets really bad

Oh......it's too late

:rotfl:

purpledonkey

aau1 wrote: »

:T

Keep 'em coming. :beer:

That's what she said

Thanks to the OP for the 50p magic stars, picked up 16 earlier (was 8 originally, but realised if I picked up a few more I'd get free parking too ).

:wave:

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

Oh......it's too late

:rotfl:

Perhaps since you are such an expert, you will check my feet out too, should I post the pic of them???

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Perhaps since you are such an expert, you will check my feet out too, should I post the pic of them???

Absolutely not!!

fairclaire

Breaking news DD doesn't think the school bag that she spent 2 hours choosing is right after all :mad:.......and BREATHE

fairclaire

A song for our very much missed resident DJ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0

oozy

asset2004 wrote: »

looking for a new phone contract, need a smart phone for the shopping cashback sites and o2 moments but don't want to spend too much. Anyone use talktalk sim is 1/2 price for first 6 months. Looking for about 500mb around 200mins
TIA

If you're happy to use cashback through redemption contracts, a nmuber of basic smartphones are available at mobiles.co.uk for £6-£7 a month, with £42 TCB.

eg Nokia Lumia 530 with 500m, unlimited texts, 500m with o2 @ £6.71 (

Ascend Y330 with 500m, unlimited texts, 500m with o2 @ £6

Some more advanced phones like the Z10 are available at £9, with the S3 at £10.50.