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I want a boyfriend! Dating debtfree style?

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Wow, I leave for an hr or so to try and make some dosh, and you're all advertising yourselves?!

    Oh? What dosh you making? The ironing started already?
    Ok, here's me - 5ft9,

    Flipping heck - loads of tall women.
    own hair, eyes and teeth :D

    All firmly attached. We don't want to see jars do we folks?

    non smoker, occ drinker, dfd 36 months lol
    ZTD, you're in North Durham? Not far from me lol ;)

    Nope - not far at all.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    sounds like a lovely tale, to be honest! i'd be more than happy with that, but have only worked at my office for 9 months, maybe i could use those pheromone patches to speed things up a bit...

    Come in from the gym, with arms held high, and stand in front of the office fan.

    They'll be gagging...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • sounds like a lovely tale, to be honest! i'd be more than happy with that, but have only worked at my office for 9 months, maybe i could use those pheromone patches to speed things up a bit...

    Hmmm, lovely tale or two desperados settling for what is knocking around???

    Err failing pheremone patches use BOOZE - get them drunk and that speeds things along nicely.;) Although trust me - the walk of shame into the office the next day loses its novelty fast. A chunk of my debt must habe been racked up buying new outfits on the way in so that I could hide my office-incest before we went public.
    £34,547 (Dec 07); Current debt: £zilch (Debt free December 2010)
    Sealed Pot #389 (2010=£133)
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    oh you mean they'd be lying too... penny drops but why don't they just tell the truth?:confused: they'd be hiding their passport and avoiding mates for life???

    Because then they'd be going round telling all their mates "I'm knocking off a 35 year old." when in fact their mates will be saying "Naah - he/she's 50 if she's a day..."
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Hmmm, lovely tale or two desperados settling for what is knocking around???

    Err failing pheremone patches use BOOZE - get them drunk and that speeds things along nicely.;) Although trust me - the walk of shame into the office the next day loses its novelty fast. A chunk of my debt must habe been racked up buying new outfits on the way in so that I could hide my office-incest before we went public.

    No no! Accentuate the positive...

    Good looking?

    Files well?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD wrote: »
    Oh? What dosh you making? The ironing started already?

    Nope, trying to pass the texperts test - tried about 50 times :mad:
    Nope - not far at all.

    Want any ironing done? ;):p
    :D GOD BLESS DURAN DURAN :D
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  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,438 Forumite
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    I give in, night all - too sleepy! Hope I don't miss too much! x
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Well I'd better go to bed ladies and gents - time is marching on...

    :kisses3: for the girls :wave: for the boys... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • I was a demon excel user and my goodness can that man pivot table - He showed me his and then I showed him mine and that was it (is that more positive??)


    And did I mention the powerof booze??
    £34,547 (Dec 07); Current debt: £zilch (Debt free December 2010)
    Sealed Pot #389 (2010=£133)
  • Argh - that the time!!!!!!!!!

    Time flies in this place.
    £34,547 (Dec 07); Current debt: £zilch (Debt free December 2010)
    Sealed Pot #389 (2010=£133)
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