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  • Erm, evening all?!

    Tis been an interesting read this evening :eek: :o :rotfl:
    ...those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

    PRIDE

    There's a fork in the road, which way will you go
    You standing still or will you step into the great unknown,
    Is yours to decide, this is your life.


  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Car Insurance Carver!
    I bet there is some strange fetish out there that would pay for female poo.....SSM/PD, you know anything about this??
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    davemorton wrote: »
    Awww, thank you :D

    Night nerfy...
    Now he has gone, we can start talking about him again :D

    You know I was only looking for alphabet cutters on ebay. How quickly a conversation can descend to filth :eek::rotfl:
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
    Xmas Saver!
    fairclaire wrote: »
    Oh my!! I'm trying to work out if that's better, worse or equal to a lady I worked with who used a service to buy pubic lice (to put in her partners underpants :eek:) It's true!! :eek:
    They were delivered by post, and she put them in his pants, in his underwear drawer and when the pants were worn they were activated and 'bedded in' :eek: :rotfl:
    I left my job in the midst of all this but I did wonder what happened? I didn't believe it at first but someone else confirmed it was true. Can you believe that? Buying pubic lice online? :eek:

    That is beyond wrong :eek:
  • nerfdad
    nerfdad Posts: 13,795 Forumite
    Savvybuyer wrote: »
    Oh don't you try!!:rotfl::rotfl: (Slap!:naughty:)
    Is that ...for real?!??:D:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Valentine's Day :cool: the perfect gift for her:D:D
  • Savvybuyer
    Savvybuyer Posts: 22,332 Forumite
    Eighth Anniversary 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    edited 24 July 2014 at 11:24PM
    nerfdad wrote: »
    That's so ****ed up:eek:

    Okay, ... dragging us out of the gutter!!...:) Someone, come on, please.;):)

    (Click on the arrow to reveal the original, if you'd missed that!)
  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    davemorton wrote: »
    I bet there is some strange fetish out there that would pay for female poo.....SSM/PD, you know anything about this??

    I plead the filth, I mean the fifth ;)
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • EMMAP
    EMMAP Posts: 4,746 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    nerfdad wrote: »
    Did you think you were looking at a mirror:eek::D:D

    It has been a while since I had a shave...
    Debt free 6th December 2014 :)

    'Kindness is a simple act to show someone that you see them and that they're worth it'
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
    Xmas Saver!
    I flushed the toilet today before DS had chance to say bye bye poo :o

    He was a bit cross :rotfl:
  • Savvybuyer
    Savvybuyer Posts: 22,332 Forumite
    Eighth Anniversary 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    You know I was only looking for alphabet cutters on ebay. How quickly a conversation can descend to filth :eek::rotfl:

    Quite. And, I'm surprised pd that you had no input!:):rotfl:

    Right...back to best behaviour please.:):A
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