Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

Sunshinemummy

I have to admit, I wish Yorkshire could divorce 'The City' and keep Scotland… I know which I prefer!

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I have to admit, I wish Yorkshire could divorce 'The City' and keep Scotland… I know which I prefer!

So does the city

Mildred1970

sunshinemummy wrote: »

thanks honey, i could bring wine and we could get drunk!

:D:D:D:D:D

Hell Yes :T:T:T:T:T

9_inch

Thanks for the welcome guys - it means a lot

Hope I can make a contribution sometime.

lookinforabargain

fairclaire wrote: »

:eek::eek: at the old guy wearing his only shirt and tie and his body warmer Even I felt embarassed :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Oh that was a total cringe :rotfl:

fairclaire wrote: »

I respect everyone's right to have an opinion. I just know from living there in the 80/90s a lot of decisions will be from older people who are still very bitter about things like the miners strike/poll tax/maggie....they have a right to be bitter in some cases but it's not about the past, it's about the future

That's it in a nutshell.
Like I said I don't know enough about it, but I do know which side of the debate I'm leaning towards.

Sunshinemummy

So are all the measurements a women's measurement or a mans measurement…

All us ladies know that a man's measurement can cause disappointment and frustration!!!

:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

Mildred1970 wrote: »

Hell Yes :T:T:T:T:T

Stuff the ironing, we could just get drunk!

9_inch wrote: »

Thanks for the welcome guys - it means a lot

Hope I can make a contribution sometime.

After all the F&V, can you contribute chocolate please either with nuts or orange bits! x

:EasterBun:EasterBun:EasterBun

Savvybuyer

Wondering if anyone else has noticed that "Water" has been added as the third ingredient in the ingredients list on Hartley's 135g tablet jellies. Just gone and got some out of the fridge - noticed I had two packets, both happened to be blackcurrant, one BB Oct 2014, the other May 2015, with different liveries to the packets. Noticed that the May 2015 one has "Water" as an ingredient, which was never there before.

A case of our food, literally, being watered down? Hmm...wonder what the weight would now be without the water they have added?

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

So are all the measurements a women's measurement or a mans measurement…

All us ladies know that a man's measurement can cause disappointment and frustration!!!

:D:D:D:D

You should be too busy cleaning and cooking and doing womanly things to notice young lady :eek:

9_inch

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!

'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says : 'Here. Rub it.'

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

'I will grant you one wish.. Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!'

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want A million bucks!'

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they just keep coming, duck after duck after duck!

The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.'


'No !!!!!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?'