Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

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TrulyMadly

David. wrote: »

You have wore him out :rotfl:

Ran out of steam:o

Had a good hunt tonight for the Filofaxes without success but got lots of interesting whoopsies. I was at the deli as the lady was reducing lots of cheeses and chorizo etc so got my pick, then spotted lots of unusual houmous reduced to 10p

Very happy:T

elainemn

What a good day. Called in T for my clothing orders (thanks to people that helped me with this). Got school collottes, 3 pairs pants, 1 hand bag for DD Xmas, 1 swimming cossie, top for a pressie all for £5. Still 3 to pick up as not ready yet. When I was there found 3 cheap meats with the £2 extra discounts then wondered down the sweets isle & spied some jewellery boxes (dated dec 14). Popped 1 in trolley & went to SS - 1p each. Once finished went back for the other 5. SA saw me and said leave them in your trolley, I will put them through as 5 to save you lifting them out. Tried to say no bother I am okay but she insisted. She saw the price & commented. My heart was racing. She said shh!!! hurry up & pay you have a bargain there. I paid as fast as I could and ran out of the shop.

I then went back to A as C&C was not ready this morning due to technical fault. They had subbed my 6 packs of crisps with 20 packs & matched the 14 pack price. What they did not realise is the 2 for £5 also clicked in so paid approx £2 for 120 bags crisps after APG which I can not check until tomorrow. They also subbed my 3 pack fruit polos for 6 mint and charged me as fruit.

Orchard vouchers for berries here when I got home. Could it get much better. Thanks everyone for helping with this.

EMMAP

Awww has everyone had a wicked day today? Certainly seems like it. Happy elite.

elainemn

Night everyone. Off to bed now.

Sunshinemummy

EMMAP wrote: »

Hello you lot.

I've had a rather lovely day. I booked a massage/exfoliation thing on impulse last night (using a £10 off wahanda code I remember getting sent) and I went to a spa called Smooth You in Hackney. It was lush. My skin is so soft! Keep looking down at my legs and they're all shiny. Good shiny

Then I treated myself to a brunch across the street. Was just about to tuck into my avocado and poached eggs and got a call about a Channel 4 job. I don't think I'll get it (purely because it's a step up and very different to the kind of programmes I make) but it did make me feel very good indeed.

Arrived back at the flat and no kittens up trees. Currently got my feet up with a large glass of wine

Remember they rang you... so you must have a good chance of getting the job xxxx

scamps1966

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I am just debating whether to go as only just clicked with me I can get bacon, crisps and stuffing all in the same shop.

Fnaar Fnaar.

Sunshinemummy

Borrow from FB... for after the watershed

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

zippydooda

Savvybuyer wrote: »

Just to make it clear, the prices for buy in M on my lists are what to expect in the main M stores and not necessarily the M Locals. Phew - the world is safely in equilibrium once more!:D:)

what about Tesco, is it extra, metro or express prices ?

David.

PD http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/domestic-goddess-apron-asda-reduced-1-20-from-4-asda-can-click-collect-free-local-1942684