Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

TrulyMadly

aau1 wrote: »

Evening all

Who wants to play a game?

We are making a cake for Saturday. What do you think it will be?

If I was someone without any imagination I would say a staircase, but because I am creative I will say a World Cup football pitch:cool:

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

If I was someone without any imagination I would say a staircase, but because I am creative I will say a World Cup football pitch:cool:

I think it is going to be a rock

purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

I think it is going to be a rock

:rotfl: that is a wide rock sir...

TrulyMadly

davemorton wrote: »

I think it is going to be a rock

Definitely not. I've sat on aau's rock and it's not as squashy as that:D

tweets

Good Morning

We had rain during the night but fine now :T

Enterprise_1701C

Good morning everyone, nature took care of the garden watering for me yesterday :T Looks like more may be forthcoming today too. How come it makes weeds grow more than it does the plants though

bubbs wrote: »

They interfere with our sky dish, ok in the winter when the leaves are gone:rotfl:

We went out to a client once who was having trouble with his sky reception. His dish was actually mounted on the ground, and they had planted bushes in front of it to hide it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Funnily enough they have had a lovely clear signal since they decided hiding it wasn't as important as actually getting a signal :T

purpledonkey wrote: »

That looks absolutely dirty... and delicious

My friend just asked me to make her a special cake in 2 weeks time, don't think I can post it on here though. Let's just say it's a certain male appendage and I'm getting carried away with the details... :whistle:

I want to know where you're going to put the candles :eek: Hopefully lighting them will make every man in the room cringe (assuming it's not a for a hen do) :eek:

gardenia

Good morning everyone
Not as exciting as the Toblerone but for those with a sweet tooth Jelly Beans still compare well with morrison's. 75p each or 3 for £2.15

1 x Burton's Jammie Dodgers (140g) £0.50. £0.49
2 x Clover (500g) £4.00. £2.00. (Used 2 Asda mag coupons )
3 x ASDA Chosen by You Gourmet Jelly Beans (225g) £5.64. £2.15

Showing on msm as 89p to Tesco but came back NA

purpledonkey

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

I want to know where you're going to put the candles :eek: Hopefully lighting them will make every man in the room cringe (assuming it's not a for a hen do) :eek:

To put it delicately, in the nads area. Not for a hen a do but for a female who is worse for innuendos than I am. She's asked for a 'squirty cream' element too :rotfl:

LEJC

good morning all...


been raining overnight ...but it has stopped now.


Planning a day in getting ready for holidays...still a week to go but so much that seems to need doing
At least the last of our passports have now arrived so thats one thing less not to need to worry about.

davemorton

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: that is a wide rock sir...

Or perhaps its just really close??

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Definitely not. I've sat on aau's rock and it's not as squashy as that:D

Oh, so you are saying you have experienced AAu's hard rock?

Oh, thats enough of that, must do work.