Need a loan, can't get one. Advice?

BillJones

tbeswick96 wrote: »

EDIT: Tixy, thank you for a good answer. You may ignore the remainder of this post

You're right. With that attitude none of you can get anywhere.

I run a trading desk, in an investment bank.

Idiophreak

Tixy wrote: »

This "fully positioned" phrase is one used by MOBE / My top tier business / whatever the next new name for the same business is.

Last guy I saw "fully positioned" like this:

House.buyer.sarah

I have an 18 year old daughter !! Where does she sign up, I can be mortgage free she can own her own house outright and we can all skip sling sandy beaches !! Come on you need to give your head a wobble, the only thing we will be reading in 6 months time is your post on debt free wanna be board ! Sorry to sound do harsh but you can ruin your whole life with this daft venture the amounts of money you put aren't even in an English currency !

House.buyer.sarah

Your original post you say "dodgy " 4 times and " iffy once, are you trying to convince us or yourself ?

Foxy-Stoat_3

OP, I have just received this email...I will lend you all of the money when I receive my winnings:

Congratulation! Congratulation!! Congratulation!!!

You where sent GBP5,500,000.00 through Camelot UK Lotteries Limited claiming you are a winner of NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on 2nd June 2014.

Your winnings funds will be place on hold until you get back to us with the following information:

1. Full Name: ...........................
2. Address: ................................
3. Nationality: ...........................................
4. Age: ........................Date of Birth: ......
5. Occupation: ............................................
6. Phone: ............Fax: .................................
7. State of Origin: ...Country: .................
8: DELIVERY OPTIONS

Upon reciept of the duly requested data, I will send you the contact information of the payment office so you can proceed with effecting the release of your claim in anyway you deem fit, submit back immediately

DELIVERY OPTIONS:
(1) A: BANK SWIFT WIRE TRANSFER
(2): COME TO OUR OFFSHORE PAYMENT CENTER IN UK
(3): BY OUR COURIER FIRM,

For more information, Please visit nearest Barclays Bank Disbursement Center.

Always quote your winnings reference number: REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100

Sincerely,

ANDREW SPONSORSHIP
THE MANAGER,CUSTOMER SERVICE

PLEASE NOTE: YOU ARE TO SEND THE BELOW INFORMATIONS REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING PRIZE.

DCFC79

tbeswick96 wrote: »

Everyone thinks it is a scam...although the 3000 odd people already in the business didn't see it that way...and guess what, they no longer have to go to a 9-5 job and don't need to worry about money any longer...and got a free Mercedes (Oh yeah, did I mention that the total earnings of this business is over $300,000,000? The majority of that has been given to the partners (the 3000 people))

Who told you that ?

If by email they would tell you anything to get you hooked.

closed

http://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1t67qz/help_i_think_my_wife_is_caught_in_a_pyramid/

cajef

I thought schools had gone back this week.

Ah, I see I was right!!!!!!!!

tbeswick96 wrote: »

Now if you'll all excuse me, I have some A-Levels to do.

mustang121

Assuming the OP isn't a troll. Didn't any one ever teach them the golden rule of if it sounds too good......?


They have to be troll surely? Surely no one is that !!!!!!?

BillJones

mustang121 wrote: »

Assuming the OP isn't a troll. Didn't any one ever teach them the golden rule of if it sounds too good......?


They have to be troll surely? Surely no one is that !!!!!!?

No, it's us who are the fools, working, when we could be only months away from retirement, if only we had the business acumen that the OP has.

He'll show us, oh yes. He's going t get a free Mercedes, you know...