A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

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streetlights wrote: »

Yes they have, I have been back swimming, I normally do walking holidays, but the three peaks was probably one the hardest walks I have done.

Glad they have recovered.

You did well walking the three peaks :T:T:T

I cant swim got put off at school

Sunshinemummy

Stolen from FB

I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO Yesterday I was at my local Tesco store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's !!!! and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.

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Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Okay, can anyone see any problems from this please?
I need to buy something for £400 from john lewis online.
So, I go to tecso, but £400 of V3 cards.
Go to .highstreetvouchers and use the V3 cards to buy £400 of JL gift cards.
Buy said product with the gift cards. Any idea if I could come into any problems please?

I've not done this, but I think you should be fine x

dipdap

bubbs wrote: »

oh thought you was off tonight?:(

Nope, was hoping to get tonight off but still have to go in
On the plus side I do have a whole weekend off soon, but have a feeling they'll call me in by the Monday as usual :mad:

ilovetoshop

davemorton wrote: »

Okay, can anyone see any problems from this please?
I need to buy something for £400 from john lewis online.
So, I go to tecso, but £400 of V3 cards.
Go to .highstreetvouchers and use the V3 cards to buy £400 of JL gift cards.
Buy said product with the gift cards. Any idea if I could come into any problems please?

Best to buy £100 at a time as till seems to have a melt down when purchasing any more.. Other than that I can't see any problems

EMMAP

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Hellooooooooooo

Just back in with wet feet.

Did a picnic shop at M&S with a free bottle of Merlot at £8. Lots of goodies down to £6.90:T...using vouchers:T

Ooh whatcha get?

I need a new lot of quizzes and pledges. Not far off my next GR.

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davemorton

EMMAP wrote: »

Ooh whatcha get?

I need a new lot of quizzes and pledges. Not far off my next GR.

or a new email account

davemorton

thank you SSM & ILTS