A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

karlie88

David. wrote: »

Karlie for you till the big one is delivered
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/lamborghini-murcielago-lp640-ride-car-99-99-delivered-ebuyer-1918359

:T

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karlie88

emerald21 wrote: »

I don't think nannylala looks like that does she

More botox.

:eek:

love ya nana.

:A

tweets

bubbs wrote: »

Oh wont forget that dont you worry;)
Mum's not very observant then:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hope she doesn't ask me if Poppy a new dog :eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Being silly now having a laugh

tweets

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

Afternoon all,
Are we well??

Lovely day out with my boy and some friends. Am now getting ready for a girlie night out. Nothing too drunken, I'm just having a few (maybe:whistle:)

Watch out for your bum getting slapped

fairclaire

bubbs wrote: »

Hello Fc:wave:
Hope everything is ok and hubby is ok x

Yes, all good here thanks Bubbs. I have some news though. I have a new addition to my household. Our nearly 15 year old godson who has arrived today to stay with us.

I won't go into all the ins and outs, I'll just say that he wasn't receiving the care and support at home that he ought to have been . Hes very recently been diagnosed with Aspergers.
I know people will think Im bonkers taking on another kid with all Ive had going on But, it's not a decision I took lightly or without the views of everyone else who lives here. Quite honestly, the alternative to him coming here was unthinkable

As kids go, he's pleasant, polite and well behaved......but quite withdrawn. He gets on well enough with my kids and they are happy for him to be here. I have enough room here for him to have his own space, which is important to him. And one more mouth to feed won't bankrupt us.

The most heartbreaking thing is that my friend (I'm using that term loosely ) his mother offered no resistance to the idea of him living here :(. I have no idea how it's going to pan out or for how long it will be. I would like to hope that at some point one of his parents will give themselves a shake and be in a position to look after him the way he deserves.

Other than that nuffin going on here :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

tweets

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

tweets, how is Flitterleaf? Settled in to its new home OK?

Is it a boy or a girl or maybe a bit of both?
(Wonders to self: how do you tell the sex of a fanimal?)

Whatever it is, don't forget to get it 'done'. You don't want lots of baby pepperami or fanimalettes all over the place - they chew the wallpaper and pee on the pot plants, and their wee smells strongly of school mince .... eewww:eek:

I have flung it in my glitch box awful thing it is

It can stay in glitch box til DS visits and if he doesn't want it it can still stay there

If it starts being naughty it will go in the bin :rotfl::rotfl:

I only have 2 pot plants my Easter cacti thinks its Easter a bit late :eek:. Christmas cacti just sat in pot looking

EMMAP

Bloody hell FC. Well done. Superwoman you are. I hope he settles in nicely. Sounds like yours is the best place for him to be.

I've just cashed out another tenner on Jackpot joy after a couple of hours of boring cautious betting :rotfl:

And TCB tracked super quick. I like this.

savvy_sal

Afternoon all

Been out all day so not kept up.
A womble for savvy.

0.24 x ASDA Red Onions by Weight per kg £0.18 £0.18
0.55 x ASDA Tomatoes by Weight per kg £1.08 £0.85
1 x ASDA Garlic Loose £0.25 £0.25
1 x ASDA Penne (1Kg) £0.98 £1.35
1 x ASDA Real Mayonnaise (250ml) £0.51 £0.54
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Lemonade (2L) £0.42 £0.50
1 x ASDA Hearts of Romaine Lettuce (2) £1.25 £1.25
1 x ASDA Coriander Bunch (80g) £1.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Recycled Tie Handle Refuse Sacks (30) £3.50 N/A
1 x ASDA Extra Special Creamy Custard (500g) £1.50 N/A
1 x Nestle Munch Bunch Mega Double Up Layered Fromage ... £1.00 N/A
1 x Yoplait Thomas & Friends Fromage Frais - Strawberr... £1.00 £1.00
1 x Petits Filous Fruity Smooth Yogurt (4x100g) £1.00 N/A
1 x Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Spinaci (390g) £1.50 N/A
1 x Dr. Oetker Ristorante Mozzarella Pizza (335g) £1.50 £2.99
1 x Ritz the Original Snack Cracker (200g) £0.88 £1.29
2 x Heinz Baked Beanz with Pork Sausages in Tomato Sau... £1.50 £1.96
1 x Green Giant Niblets Original Sweetcorn (198g) £0.65 £0.65
1 x Kingsmill Great Medium Sliced White Bread (750g) £1.35 £1.45
1 x Rowse Pure & Natural Honey Squeezy (340g) £2.00 £2.59
1 x Nestle Nesquik (375g) £2.48 N/A
1 x Rankin Selection Irish Brown Soda Bread (400g) £1.00 £1.25
1 x Copella Apple & Elderflower Juice (750ml) £1.98 £2.00
3 x Graham's Gold Full Cream Milk (1L) £3.00 N/A
1 x Kelly's Cornish Vanilla Dairy Ice Cream (2L) £3.97 £3.99
1 x Andrex Puppies on a Roll Toilet Tissue Rolls - 210... £4.00 £4.49
2 x Yeo Valley Organic Whole Milk (2L) £3.76 £3.76
1 x ASDA Whole Cucumber £0.49 £0.49
1 x ASDA Spring Onions £0.49 £0.49
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Tomato & Mascarpone Sauce (350g... £1.35 £1.49
1 x ASDA British Single Cream (300ml) £0.70 £0.70
1 x ASDA Blueberries (125g) £1.00 £0.99
2 x ASDA Rich & Creamy Salted Butter British (250g) £2.00 £2.00
1 x ASDA Large Onions (4) £1.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Plain Pitta Bread (6) £0.49 £0.49
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Cheese & Onion Sandwich Filler ... £1.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Good for You! Pear & Apple Cottage Cheese (15... £1.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Strawberries (400g) £1.50 N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Extra Thin & Crispy Mediterrane... £1.50 N/A
2 x ASDA Energise Effervescent Orange Tablets (20) £4.08 £5.00
1 x ASDA Shades Power Towels (6) £2.97 N/A
3 x ASDA Chosen by You Pesto & Tomato Pasta Salad (250... £4.97 N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Conchiglie (1Kg) £0.98 N/A
2 x ASDA Ripe & Ready Avocado £2.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Haslet (150g) £1.25 N/A
2 x ASDA Chosen by You Mini Savoury Eggs (108g) £1.10 N/A
1 x ASDA Ready to Eat Honey Roast Ham Chunks (140g) £1.66 N/A
1 x ASDA Sweet Chilli Chicken Breast Chunks (120g) £1.67 N/A
1 x ASDA Chicken Breast Slices (120g) £1.67 N/A
1 x Fanta Orange (2L) £1.98 £2.05
1 x Diet Coke (1.75L) £1.85 N/A
1 x Nestle Nesquik Hot Chocolate (500g) £2.72 £2.99
2 x Sacla Italia Classic Basil Pesto (190g) £4.56 £3.00

multibuy morries

savvy_sal

1 x ASDA Peaches £1.00 £0.99
1 x ASDA Nectarines Punnet £1.00 £0.99
1 x ASDA Trimmed Leeks (500g) £1.97 £0.99
2 x ASDA Extra Special Creamy Mash (400g) £2.40 N/A
1 x ASDA Green Seedless Grapes (500g) £1.50 £2.50
1 x Heinz Salad Cream (460g) £2.24 £2.25
2 x ASDA Small Wholemeal Rolls (6) £1.00 N/A
1 x ASDA White Cheese Topped Rolls (6) £0.50 N/A
1 x Napolina Olive Oil (750ml) £3.00 N/A
1 x Warburtons Thick Sliced Soft Farmhouse White Bread... £1.00 £1.45
1 x Rowse Pure & Natural Honey Squeezy (340g) £2.00 £2.59
1 x Finish Shine & Dry Rinse Aid Regular (400ml) £2.50 N/A
1 x Bob Martin House Training Puppy Pads (14) £4.98 £4.98
1 x ASDA Gingerbread Man (2) £0.98 N/A
1 x Andrex Classic White Toilet Tissue Rolls - 240 She... £7.00 N/A
2 x ASDA Extra Special Creamy Marilyn Potatoes (750g) £2.70 N/A
1 x ASDA Simply Veg Mediterranean Vegetables (465g) £1.50 N/A
1 x ASDA Giant Mango £1.50 N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Marshmallow Snowballs (14) £1.50 N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Rocky Road Mini Bites (20) £1.50 N/A
2 x ASDA Mini Carrots (400g) £2.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Victoria Ring (260g) £1.00 N/A
1 x ASDA Sweet Clementines (600g) £1.50 £2.15
1 x ASDA Strawberries (700g) £2.50 N/A
1 x ASDA Sliced Carrot & Broccoli (500g) £1.50 N/A
3 x Regina Blitz All Purpose Kitchen Towels - 100 Shee... £6.00 £4.47

Another one for savvy
My sister found this one.

She said if she lived near sada she would be wombling all the time:rotfl::rotfl:

Queenriderbrekke

Happy Birthday nannylala x