A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

Enterprise_1701C

nerfdad wrote: »

Won't that be called "Rob sainsburys from home":eek::o

M&S nerfy

bubbs

nerfdad wrote: »

I thought the green redeem £5 thing was at S but I'm more than likely wrong as I've not done it:rotfl::rotfl:

Noooooooooooo marks and sparks:D:D:D

purpledonkey

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...

FASTER..

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP......

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP....

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,


The coffin stops

nerfdad

bubbs wrote: »

:eek::eek: well he will be well kitted out then:rotfl::rotfl: i know when you go car boot some people have black sackfuls x about 10 always loads of kids clothes, no need for kids or adults for that matter to be short of clothes or spending a fortune if you cant afford to buy new

Very true but it's normally the muppet parents who shouldn't have kids who's children need clothes and they get enough money to dress them well:o at ds3 special nursery parents were getting a fair bit of money for child eg careers and mobility and the kid had holes and tape on his shoes but parents were ok for drugs:o

fairclaire

bubbs wrote: »

Is Martini prosecco like spumante please?

No Bubbs. Both are sparkling but prosecco is very dry and Spumante is much sweeter

nerfdad

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

M&S nerfy

bubbs wrote: »

Noooooooooooo marks and sparks:D:D:D

I would of messed that up as well:rotfl::rotfl:

Enterprise_1701C

nerfdad wrote: »

I would of messed that up as well:rotfl::rotfl:

Don't mess up our supply of very cheap M&S food We had salmon en croute with rosemary potatoes and garlic mushrooms followed by raspberry panacotta last night, accompanied by a half bottle of freshly bottled redcurrant wine (the free wines are in the wine wardrobe )

Tinyshoes

Does anyone know if a Ts existing customer code will get taken off if my shop tomorrow if it is below the conditional spend once picked as couple of the offers don't kick in until tomorrow, so at the moment code is accepted online as looks like my spend meets the criteria.

I know it no longer works with new customer codes. This is a longstanding account I haven't used for couple of months and I am being tempted back.

bubbs

nerfdad wrote: »

Very true but it's normally the muppet parents who shouldn't have kids who's children need clothes and they get enough money to dress them well:o at ds3 special nursery parents were getting a fair bit of money for child eg careers and mobility and the kid had holes and tape on his shoes but parents were ok for drugs:o

:eek::eek::eek: thats terrible

bubbs

fairclaire wrote: »

No Bubbs. Both are sparkling but prosecco is very dry and Spumante is much sweeter

Thanks for helping:D:A