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  • elsie1969
    elsie1969 Posts: 1,927 Forumite
    fairclaire wrote: »
    So......

    After a sleepless night, much anxiety this morning, not to mention having the cleanest lady bits in the north west. I got to the surgery and.........................


    My appointment is Tommorrow :o:(:o:(:o:(:o

    Why didn't anyone tell me it's not the 29th today? :o

    :rotfl:

    Oh FC, after all that worrying last night. Bless. :A
  • M4RT1N
    M4RT1N Posts: 1,500 Forumite
    locarr wrote: »

    On 1 October 2008, a 20-year-old man became sick after eating a meal of leftovers of spaghetti with tomato sauce, which had been prepared 5 days before and left in the kitchen at room temperature. After school, he warmed the spaghetti in the microwave oven. Immediately after eating, he left home for his sports activities, but he returned 30 min later because of headache, abdominal pain, and nausea. At his arrival, he vomited profusely for several hours and at midnight had two episodes of watery diarrhea. He did not receive any medication and drank only water. After midnight, he fell asleep. The next morning at 11:00 AM, his parents were worried because he did not get up. When they went to his room, they found him dead.
  • Chrisv
    Chrisv Posts: 5,132 Forumite
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    As David. would say :) Beans possibly 7 tins for 80p in T's.

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/heinz-beans-7-pack-tesco-80p-1890522#comments

    10h3wb4.jpg
  • zappo_2
    zappo_2 Posts: 273 Forumite
    locarr wrote: »
    Worse case scenario, you get a dose of the trots!!:o

    no big deal, a dose of the trots now and then is a good thing!:cool:

    clears the system and lose a couple of pounds!;)



    Stinks a bit though :j
  • karlie88
    karlie88 Posts: 9,114 Forumite
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    :grouphug: :D Official MSE canny forumite and HUKD VIP badge member :D :grouphug:
  • Saversue
    Saversue Posts: 1,918 Forumite
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    altojack wrote: »
    Off out to po now


    see you later :)

    :eek:Read that Off out to poo now :rotfl:Think it's time for an eye test
  • locarr
    locarr Posts: 8,298 Forumite
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    M4RT1N wrote: »
    On 1 October 2008, a 20-year-old man became sick after eating a meal of leftovers of spaghetti with tomato sauce, which had been prepared 5 days before and left in the kitchen at room temperature. After school, he warmed the spaghetti in the microwave oven. Immediately after eating, he left home for his sports activities, but he returned 30 min later because of headache, abdominal pain, and nausea. At his arrival, he vomited profusely for several hours and at midnight had two episodes of watery diarrhea. He did not receive any medication and drank only water. After midnight, he fell asleep. The next morning at 11:00 AM, his parents were worried because he did not get up. When they went to his room, they found him dead.


    Sounds like a candidate for the Darwin awards!!:cool:
    "He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas" Benjamin Franklin

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  • karlie88
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  • tbw
    tbw Posts: 5,137 Forumite
    karlie88 wrote: »
    I like adding some curry powder in to my beans.

    Curry beans are delicious.

    There are some side effects though.

    Goes well with 4 day old warmed up rice !
    ELITE 5:2
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    11st2lbs down to 9st2lbs - another 5lbs gone due to alcohol abuse (head down toilet syndrome)
  • aau1
    aau1 Posts: 19,401 Forumite
    edited 28 April 2014 at 1:07PM
    Chrisv wrote: »
    As David. would say :) Beans possibly 7 tins for 80p in T's.

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/heinz-beans-7-pack-tesco-80p-1890522#comments

    10h3wb4.jpg

    80p sel in my store too. Despite this loads of muggles picking up everyday value, 4 pack heinz and one guy even got ONE tin of heinz for 68 p. they all looked at me like i had been scraped off their shoe for pointing out the. 80p for. 7 !

    Ungrateful sods :rotfl:
    Apparently, everybody knows that the bird is [strike]the word[/strike] a moorhen
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