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Witsend_2

Don't children say the funniest things!
I was driving my daughter to her school prom (huge night, cost a fortune you get my drift) anyway son wanted to come and see the 8 wheel Hummer Limo.
Driving along son says the fluffy wrap daughter is wearing reminds him of starfish testicles! A sideward glance said it all don't you mean tenticles? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

poppyscorner

Arent kids great!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

My son 4 1/2 yrs old about a year ago in the very busy toilets of our local Asda says to me whilst I was on the toilet Errrr mammy you have got a spider on your belly (he was referring to the hair on my undercarriadge) I blushed bright red and could hear the sniggers in the other cubicles.
He had a bit of an obsession and DH took him to toilet in our shopping centre where he announces to the whole place 'daddy havent you got a fat tiddle'
have never seen OH so embarrased.lol
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bestpud

They're great aren't they?

I was in the loos of our local shopping centre with dd when she was around 2 years old and without going into detail, it was time of the month.

She anounced in a very loud voice (as only children know how) that I'd poo'd my nappy and did I want some help to change it!!!

:rotfl: I can laugh now but it was painful at the time!

Justie

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*niptuckfan*

I dont have kids myself but was in the loo at asda while a gran had her granson in the next cubicle, when over the tanoy came George please report to the customer service desk customer waiting, to which the little boy piped up "hurry up gran a customer is looking for me", gran "its not you george"

looneyleo

My little girl (4) saw one of those hummer limos you mentioned in OP. She shouted at the top of her voice "Look mummy, you could get 50 babies in there! I'd have loads of brothers and sisters then!" I obviously declined the offer!

I let her choose dinner the other day from ASDA. Bad decision as she choose the fishmonger and choose a whole trout. Very happy to eat fish so tried to convince her to choose the trout fillet to save me doing all the gruesome bits, but no, it had to be the proper one. She told her daddy the next day that we had had a lovely dinner last night...SEA SPROUT!

kr15snw

I was in the toilets in Mcdonalds the other day and was followed in by a mum and her little girl. I went in the only available cubicle and then the person in the second cubicle finished and left. Mom and daughter went in 2nd cubicle. Little girl starts 'mummy, that lady didnt wash her hands!! Thats dirty isnt it mummy?' 'uhh yes dear it is, well done.'

I thought this was great and was trying not to make my giggles heard! So I left washed my hands (heard a 'see that lady washes her hands, shes clean!' Made me grin) and left. Got outside and told my friends, at which point the little girl walks out with her mum. Cue at the top of her voice 'LOOK MUMMY! THERES THE DIRTY LADY!' Pointing right at the lady who didnt wash hands!

Lost all control at this point, her mum was laughing while pulling her away and me and my friends were in tears!

Got to love kids