YOUR LOL Comping moment(s) !!!!!

mclarkie

BlueBella wrote: »

I won some lube too and applied some to the hinges on my back gate! It has never creaked since!

I would guess that now it's easier for people to gain access to your back passage?

BlueBella

mclarkie wrote: »

I would guess that now it's easier for people to gain access to your back passage?

horseatemymoney

I once won a bag of coal in a raffle when I was 10. I will be 50 next birthday, and I an stll waiting to receive my prize.

sweetsister

i won 1 tea bag last year i still have it still makes me Lol

I_luv_cats

sweetsister wrote: »

i won 1 tea bag last year i still have it still makes me Lol

Was it a 'Strawberry and Cream' LOL :rotfl: - I thought it would be a box, not a single one that took a few months to come!!!!!!

Barnabysue

I had a 'ladies toy' arrive, I was convinced it was a karaoke microphone when I opened it

I_luv_cats

Barnabysue wrote: »

I had a 'ladies toy' arrive, I was convinced it was a karaoke microphone when I opened it

Picture the scene 'local karaoke bar' with the buzz buzz buzz

:rotfl:

BlueBella

Barnabysue wrote: »

I had a 'ladies toy' arrive, I was convinced it was a karaoke microphone when I opened it

I won a ladies toy too - it is so big I daren't use it incase I end up in the A&E - how embarassing would that be! :eek: Seriously, I didn't think they made them that big! It could almost be a big long thick black rolling pin! And even with the lube I won (which I use on my squeaky gate and bicycle chain), I wouldn't attempt it!

mclarkie

Keep it in your handbag to use as a defensive weapon

vikki_louise

You've all made me laugh!

Does anyone remember when some of us won expensive triumph under ware? The knickers had massive 32lips on and the bra and a bit at the sides that poked out and had a fringe on it...it meant they turned into eyes and your tummy button was the nose! I've still got them somewhere, one of those prizes which has a high price Tag but no idea what to do with them!

Mclarkie, I would suggest keeping it under the bed as a defensive weapon. They say you can hit burglars with 'reasonable force' but your not meant to have a weapon for hitting them laying around. You could explain how you reached under your bed and pulled it out!